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Friday, December 4, 2009

My 21st Anniversary-by KimR



We only just begun. August 20th 1988


Now we are waiting to see who collect the life insurance.


What is the secret to a long lasting marriage?
Really knowing each other.

My hubby knows the following about me:

He knows that I qualified expert in the military with gun and rifle.
He knows that I am the national hot grit throwing champion for the last ten years.
He knows that I carry hidden tazers and straight razors on me at all times.
He knows that I have won quite a few of those cage match fight.
He knows that I have that picture of him with that goat.
He knows that my family members frightens the mafia, Taliban and gang members.
He knows that I got honors in all of my dissecting classes in biology.
He knows that I can turn a cast iron skillet into a deadly weapon.
He knows that he can go as far as the planet Pluto, and I will find him.

The things that you need to make a marriage work.

Love
Grits
Understanding
Understanding that I know how to use the grits.
Respect
Respect that I know how to use the grits.
Communication
Let it be known that you will use the grits.
Beartrap, alcohol, rope, handcuff, sleeping pills and a big screen TV.

Tell them how much you care with little poems, like the following.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you ever leave me,
Oh I will FIND YOU!

No, but serious there is compromise, love, prayer, kindness, laughter, tears, getting advise from parents and treating each other, the way that we would like to be treated. Working hard at those things daily, is what has kept us together.

I love baby!
Kim
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  • kim r's Avatar
    Posted by kim r Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:21pm PDT

    Also a great sense of humor. yuk yuk

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  • J Montana™'s Avatar
    Posted by J Montana™ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:30pm PDT

    OMG!!! I am crying and laughing at the same time!!

    This is truly beautiful.

    The Grits are the perfect touch along with the bear trap and the alcohol!

    "Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    If you ever leave me,

    Oh I will FIND YOU! "

    Now that is True Love!!

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  • vinovixin's Avatar
    Posted by vinovixin Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:35pm PDT

    Congrats!

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  • J Montana™'s Avatar
    Posted by J Montana™ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:39pm PDT

    Congrats!

    You are do have a teeny badink!

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  • J Montana™'s Avatar
    Posted by J Montana™ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:40pm PDT

    You do!

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  • Frank's Angel's Avatar
    Posted by Frank's Angel Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:43pm PDT

    Great marriages are far & few between,Congratulations.Girl you got it going on.The key to my successful marriage is I always carry my 38 special.Can you guess why?

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  • J Montana™'s Avatar
    Posted by J Montana™ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:46pm PDT

    Good night.......Teach me these beartrapping skills later.

    Sorry for the typos....getting sleepy

    Woof you...nite nite ♥

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  • san's Avatar
    Posted by san Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:51pm PDT

    you just made that up? WOW! I need to borrow this, AWESOME!

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  • ♥sunshinelady♥'s Avatar
    Posted by ♥sunshinelady♥ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:54pm PDT

    What a beautiful couple !!!!!

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  • Brenda's Avatar
    Posted by Brenda Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:57pm PDT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okd3hLlvvLw

    Happy Aniversary... I believe we have one person in this entire world that completes us.. to you and the one that completes you...........

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