Are there adequate words to describe how bad/crazy/laughable/somehow compelling these pink numbers with the graphic graphic are? If there are, I certainly haven't thought of them yet.
I just know that I'm (oh, get ready to wince) going to need to get my hands on some of those (I know, I know...sorry) to ship off to every single man I know. Just in time for Valentine's Day, maybe this is the a lovely and vengeful way to smirk at an ex who you know isn't exactly getting attention from anyone else these days. Or perhaps it would be the perfect present for a groom-to-be on the night of his bachelor party, just as a wee reminder (eek, that happened again) that someone else's hands are already on that package.
I'm also curious if these come in more colors. Or possibly in a non-hetero variety, which I guess would just mean no red nails and slightly bigger knuckles (watch it).
Oh my, the raunch that is flying from my fingers as I type about these dirty drawers! What has come over me? I blame it on the Manties, which clearly have powers that go far beyond some kind of vented blush-colored microfiber. Even if they don't have some terrible naughty pun hold (see?!) on you, I know you can't stop staring at the photo and that, my friends, is way too hypnotic for a pair of dude-kinis.
The only way for me to stop is to throw these britches back at you: Would you dare to buy - or wear - these Manties for Valentine's Day?
[via I'mTheGenius]
