Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images
Maybe you've already heard that Johnny Depp is finally marrying long term partner Vanessa Paradis (sigh), but today miniature couple Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson made the following announcement:
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best," Simpson said in a statement posted Wednesday on People magazine's Web site. "Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged."--Yahoo News
Somehow, this isn't nearly as upsetting as losing our beloved Johnnycakes.
