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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Playtime is over, time to get off the Playground~

Shine- TGIF~~

Now to get down to business... Playtime is over, now it is time for ME to get off the playground. My recent argument with my "man" over that toilet seat (see wednesday's blog) really got my mind going. AND after talking to my Twin~ I realized that it was time for me to quit playing with these man-children.

In other words... I can't make a boy be a man, take responsibilty of his own actions and treat me as I deserve. So I have to put my self in atmosphere's and situtations where the "real" men are.
This is obviously going to take leaving my routine, of work, work, and home. So as I turn over a new leaf in fall I am ready for a real relationship.

I know that it is going to be really hard this holiday season being alone, but I figure if I can surround myself with enough WII games, and vodka then I may make it through. LOL.

~~~Okay one more thing... I found my biological clock and had to take the batteries out of it. It was ticking, ringing, and making my usually sound judgement foggy. So I put it in a fireproof safe, and the combination is behind a glass case...So in case of emergency I can break glass. I am not pulling that clock out until someone worthy can get the combination.

4-ever Jazzy~
Ms. Crys~


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  • JJ's Avatar
    Posted by JJ Fri Oct 9, 2009 12:27pm PDT

    click click 22 right - click click click 33 left - click click lick 69 right open

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  • Ms. Crys*'s Avatar
    Posted by Ms. Crys* Fri Oct 9, 2009 2:02pm PDT

    omGG!!!! JJ!!! your ass* NOW u know you are "doing the most" with that comment*- I am sooo done with u, you need to be popped!

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  • *Rae*'s Avatar
    Posted by *Rae* Fri Oct 9, 2009 11:20pm PDT

    omg Twin*...I love this! U should let me repost this on my blogsite and/or maybe FB...u can remain anonymous if you like...i love your illustrations too! Girl, I couldn't have said it better...you used some great analogies...the truth has been spoken!

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    Posted by *Rae* Fri Oct 9, 2009 11:22pm PDT

    Don't worry...we can play WII and drink together! lol...once we stop worrying/responding they will be lined up around the block...i'm just saying...we should be able to choose from the litter...only the best! lol

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    Posted by *Rae* Fri Oct 9, 2009 11:35pm PDT

    also, we're gonna tell them to save the "games" for their children and the "babies' mammies"...LMAO!

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  • Ms. Crys*'s Avatar
    Posted by Ms. Crys* Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:59am PDT

    TY! You crack me up lol@choosefromthelitter. *sigh* I don't know why I have succeeded in every other facet of life but this, and I don't know If I ever will, but even though I haven't heard from him since thurs* when he said he would call me later.. I am still at peace.. guess it means I "really wasn't that into him" if I could let him go?? Or am I only into people that are into me :jointly:. I pray that he is not hurt (with his line of work) but I just don't feel joined to him like these last 5mths were a dream....that involved a sausage... People pray for world peace, jobs, money crisis, and hunger... am I selfish for praying for a man to love me with the games, and a husband to provide love, and financial stability for the rest of my days!??

    Done!

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  • *Rae*'s Avatar
    Posted by *Rae* Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:33pm PDT

    Pray on Sista! Pray on...I feel the same way...like, I can have it all except that? (a man...that I am into...who is also into me) and that leaves me clueless...remember Teddy Pendergrass..."don't want no 70/30, don't want no 60/40, but a 50/50 love"...lol, i guess it's just hard out here for a Pimp and a Mack Mamma! and i'm out Chica...this storm shall pass...believe that...i've been through...and done chasin' the boos! time for them to chase us...get down on one knee the whole 9...cuz u said it "playtime is over"!

    oh yeah, the book...i didn't text it to you..."The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right" by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider...try it out...see what happens!

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