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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Powder Room Talk: 10 Ways To Be Ahead Of the Frenemies

Ladies, you have to be 2 steps ahead of these pitiful women who turn into your frenemies at any given moment. If you keep yourself in check you can avoid those so called "girlfriends" from airing your dirty laundry and turning things against you.

Note: I'm all about girl talk and enjoy your girlfriends but as you may have learned on your own before, not every girl is gonna become your girlfriend so remember these words of wisdom when you're out socializing. That's all ;)


1. The less everyone knows about you at first, the better
: Just like dating, the less information you give about yourself the more intriguing you appear and as people gain your trust you begin to share yourself with them. The same thing applies to all the girls you meet. I know some of us are open minded and don't care what others think of us but the last thing you want is for someone to air out all your dirty laundry.

2. Don't talk about your boss/co-workers/company with everyone: There are those days when you want to let out steam but be careful who you do it with. The last thing you want is your boss to know you think he/she is an overpaid lazy a---- /b---- or that your co-worker dresses in maternity-like clothes.

3. Watch what you do around girls: You can't let your hair down with every girl you meet. No matter how comfortable you think you feel or how "open" they want you to be around them, be careful what you do. The last thing you want is for the whole world to know what your kinky extracurricular activities are or what you take to feel good when you're out partying. 

4. Don't ever be a sloppy drinker: The worse thing in the world is finding yourself in that embarrassing and vulnerable position of being drunk around people. First of all it's not safe and believe you me that no one will forget your embarrassing drunk behavior. Happy Hour? Girl, the last thing you want are co-workers laughing up your drunk night the next day at work. Trust me, this has affected a few people's work relationship and once they know you're a slush it's hard to clean up that image at work. 

 5. Don't talk about your sex life: Ladies sometimes we get overly excited with our dates and the first thing we want to do the next day is over share on how you took him home and f--- ed his brains out and if he's BIG you know you want to brag about the pelvic pains your feeling. Don't walk over to every girl you know and say, "OMG girl I need a Tylenol, Mike's python beat my vay jay jay last night!"
Save the news for those girlfriends you can really trust. The last thing you want is a few girls divulging your sex life to everyone, you don't want to give people the idea that you're a slut.

6. Don't add co-workers to your Facebook account: Facebook is all about networking and adding people but sometimes you're better off separating your work life with your personal life and only have your family and friends on these accounts. You're personal life is all over these accounts. Your pictures, your comments, and even your journals are on there. Those innocent and funny pics of you hammering down Jagger bombs can come back to bite you one day, you never know when someone will copy and paste those pictures into their computer.

FYI: Some ladies say they actually have 2 Facebook accounts. One for their family and friends (personal account) and 1 for their co-workers/acquaintances/business /networking

7. Be careful what you write: Ladies, what you write will always be saved in some place by someone and at any point they can retrieve them and use it against you.

8. Don't show those sexy/ c--- pics on your cell: I'm sure a few of you have come across a few Big Dominicans in your life and the first thing you're tempted to do is share with all the girls you know. Think twice before you start forwarding those pics or letting other see them on your phone. These bichas's jaws will drop at the sight of a big c--- smiling on a pic and don't think that'll be the last time they laugh at your pics.

9. Not every girl needs to know about the a---- that broke your heart: Trust me I'm all about girl talk and I'm the first one to call my girlfriends when I have a broken heart but I keep those vulnerable conversations for my real girlfriends. Some girls will seem sympathetic of your heartache and give you comforting words but any point they can turn around and use your misfortunes against you. The last thing you wanna hear one day is, "Well, at least I don't date assholes". Trust me, save it for your girlfriends.

10. Don't get caught in between cat fights: We've all been in that position when two of our girls we know have taken the claws out on each other and you've been in that uncomfortable position of hearing both sides berate on the other person. Trust me, there's always one bicha that tries to get you to join the dark force and turn on the girl or divulge some stuff you may know so she can use it as weapon. Even if you're tempted and you think it's innocent talk between the two of you, keep your lips closed.

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    Posted by Patty Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:20am PDT

    Amen on this! A lot of times we combine work with personal life and it bites us in the butt down the road. Nothing wrong with socializing and doing happy hour with the ladies at work but ladies watch your back you never know plus you never wanna be a total mess everytime you go out

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