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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

STDs and Other Uglies

When to bring up that ‘touchy' subject with a prospective sexual partner
-Heidi Isern, BettyConfidential.com

In every type of relationship, whether casual or serious there comes the time to have "The Talk." And no it's not about marriage or "how do I love thee, let me count the ways ..." It's more like, "So, how clean are your nether regions?"

There never seems to be a good time to have this discussion. Some opt to have it out over dinner somewhere between the oyster and the cheese course. "Please pass the lemon wedge. Oh, by the way, I was wondering if you have any ‘conditions' I should be aware of? You know, like hay fever, the haunta virus, or ummm ... herpes?"

Others can't seem to bring it up until in the heat of the moment. As the clothes come flying off and the search for the elusive condom begins, someone mumbles, "Ummm ... just so you know I just passed the super invasive Navy Seals STD exam."

After all, even condoms are only 90 percent effective.

And sadly, many sexual partners are not prompted to have this conversation until after a 'slip' occurs. The widespread use of birth control has somewhat reduced the urgency for our dear latex friends. We want to blindly trust our partners and thus STDs are too often an afterthought. A very scary afterthought. Many men and women wait until they are in a state of HIV panic before the conversation is forced upon them. Why is this? Why is taking off our clothes so easy and talking about the necessary safety so discouraging?

In a very non-scientific poll taken during a street festival in San Francisco I learned that many women and men alike are afraid to enter the conversation, feeling that it indicates one of the following:

-Implies a level of monogamous commitment they are not ready for.

-Makes them think about things they would rather not (apparently knocking on wood is the preferred approach).

-It's pointless. We can all use condoms forever. Until they break.

-It's too awkward to bring up until they have a good reason.

Hello? Isn't feeling worry-free reason enough? Isn't the idea of frolicking safely across the bedroom furniture unconstrained enough grounds to make us all talk about safe sex immediately?

So thinks my dear friend Sam. He was visiting from NYC when I was conducting my "very non-scientific" poll. He definitely seemed more progressive than his west coast counterparts: "In New York everyone seems to be casual and STDs can run rampant if you are not careful. Thus, I have no issue bringing up the topic early in a relationship while we are still mostly clothed. Why wait? We are adults. We all know we will want to get bare butt-naked eventually. Regardless of what the answer is, I want to know about it, prepare myself for it, and ensure we are safe from the moment the passion heats up."

Although going to a free testing clinic on a first date may be a bit early, I do urge everyone to talk about it before the bedroom antics go into high gear. Slip-ups DO happen. And according to one urban legend, you can even pick up a disease from dry humping these days.

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  • MC's Avatar
    Posted by MC Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:49am PDT

    Maybe, one day people will come to the basic knowledge and understanding that there is an STD epidemic in the U.S. right now! We are in an STD epidemic! Go to the CDC website and get the information. Last year's (2008) study found that 1 out of 4 girls aged 14-19 has an STD and the CDC only tested for half of the STD's. Currently, 1 in 5 people has herpes and there is no cure for it. We are in an STD epidemic, but no one seems to care. Like idiots, we would rather get diseases and try to kill each other than have some smarts between the sheets and legs and lips! Morons!!!

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  • Trini's Avatar
    Posted by Trini Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:59am PDT

    Never know the right time? HA! Yeah rite! I bring that topic up VERY early in the relationship LOL. I'm not inappropriate about it and half of the time I do not really have intentions on having sex with the person (I'm celebate...def trying to stay celebate), but its something that has to be spoken about - even though the person can lie (since a man can fix his mouth to say ANYTHING...) I just think that it should def be brought up very very early (like the third date...the first date for some since that's when some get physical)...be safe yalll...sex is not worth the suffering!

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  • Maggie's Avatar
    Posted by Maggie Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:24pm PDT

    It's very important that people be aware of STD'S. And they need to be careful. Cause my boyfriend of two yrs didn't tell me he had herpes. So now look who is paying for the consequences. You would think someone would say something after 2 yrs of sleeping together. But its my fault as well for trusting him too much and not using anything. But people need to be really careful. You can never be too careful.

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  • Ahleah G's Avatar
    Posted by Ahleah G Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:53pm PDT

    People also need to keep in mind that STDs don't always show symptoms. Everything can look normal down there and that means nothing. It is important to have the conversation and be able to trust the person well enough to take their word for it or get some sort of documentation.

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  • Aj's Avatar
    Posted by Aj Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:31pm PDT

    Yes STDs is terrible,I think its important to not only talk with the person but get regular check ups! I dont care if you have been with the person for 20 plus years, you never know what type of diseases they are carrying! Get yourself checked first and then talk to the other person before doing the do!! Sex is not worth your life! Please get tested and stay protected! Its a dangerous world out here!!!

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  • Orien's Avatar
    Posted by Orien Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:40pm PDT

    I agree about not being shy to talk about it, but here's the tricky part: When you talk about it together, there is no real proof that they are telling the truth. Scary....

    How would you go about fixing that problem? If people can't even talk about whether the have an STD, they probably won't furnish proof or ask for proof. Tricky situation.

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  • February's Avatar
    Posted by February Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:57pm PDT

    My friend got STDS when her ex boyfriend not cheated on her at the time they were dating.

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  • Power Writer's Avatar
    Posted by Power Writer Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:14pm PDT

    Interesting story. I was told by a doc I have herpes about 5 yrs ago and come to find out after some recent blood test months ago, I don't have it or anything else. How could that have happend? Anyway, I was diagnosed wrong. I'm very happy to say, I'm glad I don't ever have to have that conversation again with anyone. I would like to call one person whom I was in a long term relationship with to let them know, I never had it to begin with.

    Tinkerbell.

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  • maria's Avatar
    Posted by maria Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:27pm PDT

    STD's have become a huge problem in the US. I know 10 people off the top

    of my head that have herpes. These people sleep with other people and so on and so on. I have been in a committed realationship for over 5 years and believe me i would never cheat. For one I'm a faithful person but even if i wasnt there is just to much **** out there to catch. You dont have to have just sex to catch it oral sex, kissing someone that has a herpes outbreak on there mouth or privates. Ewwwwwwwww just be safe people your life isnt worth one night of pleasure for a life of hell.

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  • kat's Avatar
    Posted by kat Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:46pm PDT

    I told my b/f up front. to get a aids test,if we are to have sex...no if's, an's or buts....I was tested,i expect it from anyone i might sleep with in the future,,,

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