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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Stupid Flirting Move: I Like To Show How Flexible I Am at the Gym

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Does a pose like this attract the right kind of attention? Ha.

I spotted the hottest guy at the gym yesterday. I bet you he was a model. I saw him when I was done with my run and was walking the gauntlet of treadmills. He was jogging on one of the machines and we made eye contact.

I went over to a railing and put my foot up and bent over so that my wrist reached past my toes. Then I slid my foot down the rail so I looked like I was doing the splits. It’s a great stretch.

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Treadmill Guy got off the machine and walked past me and we made eye contact. Then he went down the stairs and turned back to look at me. Hopefully he didn’t see up my shorts.

Am I the only one who blatantly stretches like this?? Hee hee.

There was a stretch we used to do in ballet, which I would NEVER do now. Basically, you take your foot and slide it up the wall, so that your crotch is almost touching the wall (looks like you’re doing the splits vertically). When I was 10 years old, I could also put both of my feet behind my head. HA! Can you just imagine me doing THAT at the gym?

If men only knew what went through our heads.

What stupid tricks do you like to pull (without pulling a muscle)? Hip thrusts? Have you ever faked an injury or asked a guy to spot you on the bench press? Come on, share! I did!

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  • Lisa's Avatar
    Posted by Lisa Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:36am PST

    omg u nasty!!!! :)

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  • sun2go's Avatar
    Posted by sun2go Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:41am PST

    If he was that hot and probably a model, all you did for him was inspire him to get his boyfriend to try your stretchy moves.

    Hair flipping, I see women do it often, and they look like a dog shaking out after getting a bath. Not sure how this attracts a man, unless the man would rather have a dog than a wife. And for some men I know, they'd be better off with just the dog.

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  • Coug Girl's Avatar
    Posted by Coug Girl Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:41am PST

    Seriously? You'll stretch out to prove how flexible you are, which would insinuate a sexual thing, but then you're concerned if he saw up your shorts. Either you're into the flirt, or you're not. Don't go all slut then prude.

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:42am PST

    OMG......I am a hardcore flirter, but I agree with the poster above sounds whorish, I sure don't want to be fantasized about as sexual only at first and especially if you have no game upfront willing to do all that in the bedroom, we all do little things like play with our skirts or show off some skin, but doing some positions out in public or licking a lolipop explicitly in publich whorish, if you are with your man and something long-term public teasing is hot, but to some guy you don't know.....ya I never done that before sorry LOL!

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  • Lightnin''s Avatar
    Posted by Lightnin' Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:48am PST

    Lately the gym is turning into a "meat market" and not a place to work out. Guys do it too, take their shirts off and see who checks them out. Seems a little insecure, like they have to prove to themselves that girls will still look. Erin, as far as the photo question goes, If you want a gut that likes your buns ( that I think are awesome ) then you're attracting the "right kind of attention." If I saw you like that I would probably drop my weights on my feet!

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  • Rebecca's Avatar
    Posted by Rebecca Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:01am PST

    Hehe, I say work it girl!

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  • BryanB's Avatar
    Posted by BryanB Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:42am PST

    I agree with work like rebecca said.. but i think in your heart of hearts you hoped he was looking up your shorts and I do think working out can be very hot and you make it sounds to say the lest inspiring

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  • Tcb's Avatar
    Posted by Tcb Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:13pm PST

    i'd hit it :P

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  • BryanB's Avatar
    Posted by BryanB Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:33pm PST

    so can I ask you a personal question about flirting like that I will only if you say it is ok Ps your pis is cuite I mean the real one one not the gril bent over

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  • Appletini's Avatar
    Posted by Appletini Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:00pm PST

    You know.. I've seen gay guys at the gym who wear tight little shorts and stretch their legs around in obscene ways.....

    I never stretch like that unless I am in yoga or dance and I absolutely need to, but wear long yoga pants so the world cannot see up my fanny.

    I like to flirt at the juice bar in the gym, with a hello and smile.

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