Love + Sex
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Ten Things He Thinks When He Finds Out They're Fake
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And I'm going to be
honest...
You guys are gonna get mad at some of these thoughts (in fact,
some will get mad about all the thoughts, and all will get mad
about some of them), but I'm really going for the unvarnished
truth. With, of course, the caveat that every man is different and
some men won't have a single one of the thoughts listed
below...
(What's
the sexiest part of a woman's body?)
1) I just want to feel them once. I've lied about having
felt them for years and this is my chance.
2) Where's the scar? Will she notice if I look intently for the
scar?
3) OK, try to imagine her with small breasts. Picture it. Does it
change how I feel?
4) Wow, she's more self-image-conscious than I thought she
was.
5) Does that mean she wants me to pay more or less attention to
them?
6) Can she feel anything? Is she pretending to feel something?
7) I think that means she likes sex more.
8) I haven't seen anything like this since my friend's
bachelor party in Vegas!
9) I wonder if my mom is going to notice.
10) I thought it would make a huge difference, and for about three
minutes it did, but now I basically feel the same way about her as
I would if they were real, or smaller, or bigger. Ultimately people
turn out to look like who they are, inside, as dorky and corny as
that sounds.
7 Reasons Guys Love You As Is!
What do you think? Agree or disagree? Would you ever get
fake ones? Do you already have fake ones?
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Posted by DanielleS Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:48am PST
I want fake ones, but always wondered what guys thought. Most of my guy friends say they LOOK good but don't feel good. I'm not super tiny naturally, I'm a B-cup, but I want to test for Playboy in the next year and I'm not sure if my natural ones are good enough...
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Posted by Giz Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:21pm PST
Actually... your comments on fake boobs are a lot nicer than most that I've seen/heard from my friends, both male and female. I've never felt the need to get implants, but I would suggest that any woman considering it for reasons other than reconstructive, consult with trusted male and female friends as well as people she knows who do hiring for employers. I have found that the general concensus is that other women are more likely to look down on you and consider you cheap/easy (which is actually pretty petty and ridiculous, but women are petty and ridiculous) and the type of guy who will consider a relationship with you, and the type of relationship they will consider will change DRASTICALLY, and not for the better. As far as employment is concerned, the general rule seems to be to hide them if you want to be taken seriously (maybe also wrong and silly, but this seems to be the case). Apparently, walking into a professional interview with obvious implants is like walking in wearing a mini skirt or large gaudy jewelry. Showing off your boobs in general during an interview is a no-no, but with obvious fakes (real big ones are easily distinguishable from implants, especially to another female) the need for modesty is much higher. I'm not saying the decision to get implants should be swayed by what others think. If implants are going to make a person happier and more confident and that person has weighed the benefits against the possible consequences and has decided changing their body is the right way to go, I respect that. I just think it's important to think about the consequences first as well as look deep and evaluate why one is really unhappy prior to going under the knife for an elective surgery. What if your boobs aren't the problem? You may end up worse than where you started...
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Posted by None Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:49pm PST
I'm blessed with D's, but to women who have A or B cups I can understand wanting breasts, BUT, in the end, I always say love yourself the way you are, and plasticy boobs look a bit gross, but if you are going to get them, I guess your shallow reasons can be offensive. "Wow, she's more self-image-conscious than I thought she was" Does that mean she is self-conscious? It can be a simple fact that she likes big boobs and wants to look good, it does not mean a person is self-conscious, we all have things we'd love to change, and if it makes them happier, good, but doesn't meant they have a low self-esteem. We all have things that we add to our lives to complete them. "I think that means she likes sex more" WTF does this mean? People think boob jobs are meant to be shown off, NO, it is about the person feeling good about themselves, just like I hate when stupid people bash girls who wear tight or revealing clothes, have you ever thought that it's just their style? Maybe the norm of t-shirts and jeans is ugly in the eye of the beholder. It has nothing to do with attention sometimes, I think those clothes look fierce and killer.
"I wonder if my mom is going to notice" if you truly love her then it shouldn't matter, moms are going to be bitches about any guy or gal you bring home, it matters that both parties have respect is all.
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Posted by Joel Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:52pm PST
As a guy, its funny because I have to agree with all these thoughts. I mean, boobs are fascinating to men, so inherently all kinds of thoughts go through our heads when we see ones that are artificially made larger. For me though, I feel odd when I see a girl with fake breasts. It says something about her character, her sense of self, and her love for her own body when she has those, and not in a good way. At least, to me it does. Of course, if there were other reasons to get them than for purely aesthetic augmentation, that's different.
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Posted by Shaunee Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:37pm PST
Wow i thought they would be mean comments..when ever guys talk about fake boobs around me and what i have heard is that they dont like them they prefer real ones..squeeshyer the better ahaha lol i'm bored!
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Posted by Jenni Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:03pm PST
Im a D cup but I always tell my smaller gfs that its really not all its cracked up 2 b! I see my gfs wearing cute tops they dont make 4 girls w boobs! Nothing is more irritating that finding a cute top and underestimating the girls and it stops at the top of them!LOL And dont forget the neg atttention it can draw! I wish i had a nice b/c cup.And the bigger they are the more thell be yucky when your old!
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Posted by liliflowers Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:34pm PST
I LOVE my breast implants, I look awesome! And if you go to a highly reputable doctor, s/he will encourage you to get some that look natural for your frame! I have had people tell me that they never thought so - until I told them. My husband vehemently opposed that I get them, but now he is OK with it. I have no regrets, NONE, and they're insured so if/when they need replacement, I will be fine.
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Posted by Alex Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:34pm PST
im a B and im 20 and im just hoping they dont get any bigger. they just get in the way for me. i think small boobs look just as good as big ones. and i think my boyfriend puts it best:
boobs are boobs. no matter how small.
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Posted by Psychic E.S. Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:01pm PST
Don't hope, Alex, because that won't happen. You've got one man's oppinion, but most guys like LOTS of curves. I didn't write reality, I'm just reporting it. I didn't have close to what you have & I really got tired of losing one man at a time to women who had more bod. Swimsuit shopping was difficult, & trying to balance out an outfit was really tiresome. And so were all the stares & really nasty comments from both men & women. I really had it all going on except for up top. I'm was one of the most secure people I've ever met & this flat chested deal was really making my life difficult. So I found the best doctor around, took the plunge, & never regretted it. I'm the total package. Fake, real, doesn't matter, I've got 'em. Lovin' it!
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