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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Astrological Chocolate Guide to Love



Wrapped in a heart-shaped box with a big bow -- or piece by piece savoring every magnificent morsel? Here's the Astrological insight into the way each Sun Sign craves and consumes chocolate.

Aries eats all of the chocolates in one sitting.

Taurus tends to buy two boxes and leave only the orange ones for you.

Gemini makes their chocolate choice by sticking their finger in each piece.

Cancer draws it out to make even the smallest box last for a month.

Leo likes to own all the chocolates first.

Virgo cuts their chocolates up into small, manageable bites with a knife and fork.

Libra chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them.

Scorpio can't resist rubbing the chocolates all over their partner and licking it off.

Sagittarius only orders foreign chocolates.

Capricorn seeks perfection in picking truffles of the best variety.

Aquarius skips chocolates altogether -- they prefer a box of carob and raisin health bars.

Pisces tends to share them all and forget to leave one for themselves.

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  • Izzie31193's Avatar
    Posted by Izzie31193 Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:51pm PST

    It really does fit...I do forget myself sometimes.

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  • Akelia's Avatar
    Posted by Akelia Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:02pm PST

    omg. scorpio .. soo sexual. lmao. : )

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  • Kirsten's Avatar
    Posted by Kirsten Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:19pm PST

    nooo so not tru I am a aquarius and i am a major chocolate fiend I love godiva n dove best

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  • Bailey's Avatar
    Posted by Bailey Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:28pm PST

    omg that pic is sooooo cute!! <3 happy valentines day <3

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  • Kasia's Avatar
    Posted by Kasia Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:49pm PST

    haha,, thats true!

    Im an aries and i would So eat all teh chocolate!!

    Happy V-day

    <3

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  • Anupam's Avatar
    Posted by Anupam Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:54pm PST

    hahaha....this is hilarious! kudos to the author for such a translation. :)

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  • Nick's Avatar
    Posted by Nick Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:53pm PST

    I'm scorpio and thats damn accurate rofl

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  • Reina's Avatar
    Posted by Reina Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:35pm PST

    a taurus here. and it's true. i only leave the orange ones.>__<

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  • morgana s's Avatar
    Posted by morgana s Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:40pm PST

    its true i am a gemini and i did that with my box of chocolates

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  • saskia r's Avatar
    Posted by saskia r Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:48am PST

    Hmmm...I do like to own all the chocolates.

    But...If I ever happen to have a scorpio partner,

    I guess I'd give them all to him. ;)

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