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Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Single Girl’s Guide to Attending a Party Solo

Maybe I’m lazy or I’ve been on my own for too long, but I always show up to parties by myself. It’s convenient. I’m not great at coordinating when I will arrive at a party, texting people, and actually following through. And we all know my tendency to be late, or as I call it, get held up doing something. (Best excuse ever: My friend Lindsay was once 4 hours late because she “got caught up napping.”) Also, I live in New York City and can’t drive to a friend’s house to pick her up first. And I never have a date. I don’t like the dead weight. So I show up by myself, even if I won’t know anyone there. It’s just easier.

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On Saturday, I was the first to arrive at Mariel’s birthday. Lucky me, I got to sample all the food first in order to make sure it was safe for the other guests.

Here are my tips for showing up alone and working it solo:

Find anyone you might know.
Look for the host or someone you recognize. If it’s a work-related event, introduce yourself to the publicist or planner throwing it.

Head to the bar. This one is especially obvious. If you’re a quiet person, order a loud drink with an umbrella and use it as a conversation piece. If that’s embarrassing, how about a Kir Royale? People will say, “That looks yummy.”

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Use a crutch. Make a trip to the bathroom or, without isolating yourself, check your cell or BlackBerry. But do this only once. Otherwise, people will tell you to go home and use the internet there.

Put on your “la-di-da face.” Sometimes I stand or sit somewhere by myself and take it all in. You can separate from the crowd and not feel self-conscious if you look preoccupied. Don’t check your watch, but make a face like you’re thinking, I hope Sally didn’t get stuck trying on 7 outfits. Often I channel my inner anthropologist: I need to study these strange people before I attempt to mix with them. Or I simply people-watch. Just don’t look judgy, or that hot guy watching you will be afraid to pounce.

Chat up a stranger. First I try to find a guy who is good-looking (why waste time, right?). Next, I go for someone friendly-looking. When I’ve zeroed in on my target, I make eye contact. The easiest solo approach happens at the food table. I’ll say something in my familiar-silly-flirty-happy way, like, “Who made these brownies? I might develop an addiction.” Sometimes I go with, “This wine is fabulous—you must try it!” Then there’s always, “How do you know the birthday girl?” For me, the fastest way to get even a shy girl talking is to either ask her how she met her boyfriend or identify which reality TV shows we watch in common and then start gossiping. Guys, on the other hand, like to explain their specific skill sets or random knowledge. Interview them about BBQ-ing techniques or the game on TV. (For great conversation skills, try this book.)

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And lest you decide you’d rather not go to the party at all…

Give yourself a pep talk. I remind myself it’s an opportunity to eat better than I normally do. Plus, you never know what will be in the punch, who will be on the dance floor, or what will be in the gift bag!

Finally, if I’m still not having a good time, it’s usually because I’m not trying. I really like people—they amuse me greatly—so if I can’t find anyone interesting, I’m just not in the mood. What then? Head to the next party—or go home and read a good book.

What’s your M.O. at a party? What’s your favorite icebreaker, appetizer, or type of party? I like BBQs and birthdays. I’d love to throw a dinner party someday with my future husband who can cook.

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Comments 1-8 of 8
  • Annie's Avatar
    Posted by Annie Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:47am PDT

    good tips!

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  • Tugboat's Avatar
    Posted by Tugboat Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:24am PDT

    Everyone knows this already and I dont want to be like everyone! Just yell out who wants to be my drinkin buddy for the night, works everytime.

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  • yaya's Avatar
    Posted by yaya Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:15am PDT

    these are surprisingly some really good tips, good read!

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  • michelaay's Avatar
    Posted by michelaay Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:50am PDT

    These were great reminders. I use these already. no frufru drink for me. guys like it when a girls takes shots and other women who know who they are admire it.

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  • lizzy24's Avatar
    Posted by lizzy24 Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:47pm PDT

    For me, I always attract gay men so I usually end up having a goodtime, and meeting someone fun!

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  • jazz's Avatar
    Posted by jazz Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:12pm PDT

    Me too lizzy24! I wouldn't even know how to talk to straight men at parties. This article should help.

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  • maskinner's Avatar
    Posted by maskinner Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:50am PDT

    umbrella drinks. that's the ticket!

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  • Kelita's Avatar
    Posted by Kelita Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:45pm PDT

    Good tips but i have used them before

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