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Earlier this week we blasted Maxim for being lame enough to name Sarah Jessica Parker as the one and only Unsexiest Woman of 2008. It seems The Phoenix decided to turn around and launch their own version of the cruel game, starring 100 of the gross guys of the year, but this time it's well, kinda funny.
My personal unsexy favorites include #92, Adnan Ghalib:
"One of the saddest small details of Britney Spears's recent downward spiral was her being spotted dating the very bottom-feeding parasites who've turned her life into a horror show of never-ending surveillance. In this celebrity version of Stockholm syndrome, Adnan was puppetmaster general."
So, so true. And the one about #4 AKA Tom Cruise is right on, too:
"No matter if he's chiding other luminaries for their birthing preferences, or establishing vertical-leap records off sofas, we already knew Tom was nuts — he had us at "Hello, I'm insane." Now, though, it seems he's gone fully Cruisazy, starring in an off-the-cuckoo-charts, straight-to-YouTube promotional vid for Scientology. Highlight, among many: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help." That's great, Tom. Now if you'll just bust out the Google Maps and plan a field trip with some of your Scientologist buddies to drive past Darfur."
Dying to find out who's number one? Hint: He goes by the new moniker, "'Roid-Raging Rocket." Check him out here.
