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Friday, December 4, 2009

The Unsexiest Man Awards

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Bryan Bedder/Getty Images


Earlier this week we blasted Maxim for being lame enough to name Sarah Jessica Parker as the one and only Unsexiest Woman of 2008. It seems The Phoenix decided to turn around and launch their own version of the cruel game, starring 100 of the gross guys of the year, but this time it's well, kinda funny.

My personal unsexy favorites include #92, Adnan Ghalib:

"One of the saddest small details of Britney Spears's recent downward spiral was her being spotted dating the very bottom-feeding parasites who've turned her life into a horror show of never-ending surveillance. In this celebrity version of Stockholm syndrome, Adnan was puppetmaster general."

So, so true. And the one about #4 AKA Tom Cruise is right on, too:

"No matter if he's chiding other luminaries for their birthing preferences, or establishing vertical-leap records off sofas, we already knew Tom was nuts — he had us at "Hello, I'm insane." Now, though, it seems he's gone fully Cruisazy, starring in an off-the-cuckoo-charts, straight-to-YouTube promotional vid for Scientology. Highlight, among many: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help." That's great, Tom. Now if you'll just bust out the Google Maps and plan a field trip with some of your Scientologist buddies to drive past Darfur."

Dying to find out who's number one? Hint: He goes by the new moniker, "'Roid-Raging Rocket." Check him out here.
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  • PASTA's Avatar
    Posted by PASTA Sun Apr 6, 2008 7:20pm PDT

    THAT DUDE FROM NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN FRIENDO WEIRDO; HELLO FRIENDO

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  • 2 CUTE  4 U's Avatar
    Posted by 2 CUTE 4 U Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:23pm PDT

    there ugly come on if u think there cute ur on drugs

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  • F.U.M.W's Avatar
    Posted by F.U.M.W Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:51pm PDT

    as soon as tom opens his mouth he becomes the ugliest guy EVER!!!

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  • nakaldech's Avatar
    Posted by nakaldech Sat May 17, 2008 8:53am PDT

    I agree, I think Bush is a war criminal and should be #1 on the list!

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  • F.U.M.W's Avatar
    Posted by F.U.M.W Sun May 18, 2008 9:52am PDT

    He is a jerk and will go to hell.

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  • Smith's Avatar
    Posted by Smith Fri Jun 6, 2008 9:55am PDT

    I was so shocked about SJP's unsexiest woman vote. To me, she is the noun and the verb. She is Ultra chic, a fragrance and fashion designer,a talented and successful actress in addition to being a wife and mother and to me that's sexy. Everyone is sexy to someone, may not necessarily be to me or you, but there is someone in the universe who will find that person sexy. Some of those articles are hurtful to the people they are implying aren't attractive as well as their beloved. Everyone can be sexy in his or her on little way.

    Live, K

    p.s. dance in the rain,

    you will never forget

    you did :o)

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:50pm PDT

    Ronald Regan should be on there too.

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  • Well...'s Avatar
    Posted by Well... Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:36pm PDT

    Everybody was fanatic over TC for years then all of a sudden she jumps on a couch and his career is over. Talk about fickle.

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