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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Top 10 things you never want to hear in bed

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10.
What was your name again?

9. Shhhh, or you'll wake my parents.

8. You're not supposed to actually blow on it.

7. Don't worry, I don't think this is contagious.

6. Is it in?

5. Your mom/dad was better at that.

4. Do you mind if my roommate watches?

3. Ooops!

2. Let me read you some of my poetry first.

1. Would you suck on my tail?

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  • Crystal C's Avatar
    Posted by Crystal C Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:38pm PDT

    Hilarious!!! Thanks :)

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  • Monique's Avatar
    Posted by Monique Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:50pm PDT

    good one

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    Posted by DeBe Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:51pm PDT

    hi everyone this is my 1st visit at this site (how cool)

    Thanks muah !

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    Posted by boricua for life 1991. Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:08pm PDT

    hello to everyone out there....first time in this side petty cool i said so myself

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  • lynn's Avatar
    Posted by lynn Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:10pm PDT

    hello....umwahhhhhhhhhh

    great!!!

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    Posted by lynn Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:12pm PDT

    hello....umwahhhhhhhhhh

    great!!!

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  • shelley's Avatar
    Posted by shelley Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:14pm PDT

    first time here, is there anyone there

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  • JazzB's Avatar
    Posted by JazzB Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:35pm PDT

    HAHA That is Great! I actuaually heard a couple of those! "is it in?" HaHaHa!!!!!

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  • Donna's Avatar
    Posted by Donna Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:01pm PDT

    Finally a site that everyone can appreciate, cool and informative, thanks sooo much!!

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    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:41pm PDT

    How about is that all is to it?

    An happily married 31 years.

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