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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

True Love: The Underwear Test

Study says if a guy lets you buy his undies, you may be “the one.”
- Carrie Seim, BettyConfidential.com

The way to a man’s heart may be through his underpants. Wait, it’s not what you’re thinking.

According to a new poll by British retailer Debenhams, if a man lets you buy his underwear, he feels very stable and secure in your relationship. If, however, you find brand new drawers in his dresser drawers, he may be on the hunt for a new honey.

"Our research shows that you can tell when a man is looking for a partner by the number of new underpants they buy for themselves," Debenhams’ buyer Rob Faucherand tells Retuers.

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Apparently there’s a predictable timeline to men’s underwear buying habits. They don’t begin purchasing their own undies until around age 18, leaving the dirty work (so to speak) prior to that to their mothers. Most women, on the other hand, pick out their own panties by age 13.

Between the ages 19 and 23, dudes go on a boxers buying bonanza – in the hopes that new underthings will help them attract pretty young things. Men may buy up to 31 pairs per year during this prime mating time.

Thirty-one pairs? Is this day-of-the-month underwear? Either guys are really, really into their underwear … or they really, really don’t want to do laundry. You be the judge.

According to the survey, when men hit the 23- to 33-year-old age zone, their underwear purchasing plummets. Presumably, that’s when they’ve found a partner to do their tighty-whities buying for them.

"Never bought underwear in my life," says a married guy from Nebraska. "True story. My wife buys them."

His mother must have been happy to marry him off.

One 32-year-old woman in Los Angeles tells Betty that she began buying her husband’s underwear right on cue after they got married.

“But last time I accidently bought him six pairs of size small at J.Crew,” she says. “He’s 6’3”, 220 lbs, so I got taken off that duty shortly thereafter.”

Smart lady.

Another young woman concedes she’s purchased underpants for a guy, but only because his underwear was “dreadful.”

“I think it’s cool and kinda sexy,” she says, of her undercover undie buying.

And I suppose we women have similarly naughty knickers habits. The first few months of dating a guy, we’re all about thongs and lace and other torturous confections. We convince the poor sap he’s dating a Victoria’s Secret model. But once we feel fairly secure in our relationship, it’s Hello, granny panties! In fact, I’ve found the revelation of my “gym undies” to a guy to be a reliable relationship barometer.

Faucherand warns women to monitor their men’s underwear purchases. "If he buys more than 31 pairs every year then he's either still trying desperately to impress the woman in his life -- or else she's not The One," he says.

Again, I just have to ask – 31??

Male underwear buying also corresponds with the traditional onset of a mid-life crisis, peaking one final time between the ages of 38 and 40. That’s when guys again start looking for a girl underwear that’s younger, fresher and tighter.

But, predictably, the boxers-or-briefs question becomes moot after the age of 44, when men settle down for good and hand the underwear buying to the womenfolk.

Moral of the story? Everything you really need to know about your love life you can learn in the underwear drawer.

Do you buy your guy’s undies?




To read more from BettyConfidential | 10 Things About Men We Learned From Men's Magazines


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  • Jason's Avatar
    Posted by Jason Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:34am PST

    I think thats sexy the girl would want to buy the boxers,because you know she wants to see them on you and I would not really care if the girl I'm seeing would wear granny panties if thats what she really feels good in more power to her because panties just end up on the floor anyways right.

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:57am PST

    Are you f--- en kidding me? LOL "Jason" that is cute! Even with granny panties I don't wear thongs, but love boyshorts & bikini style, so good to know some guys don't care, most see anything other than thongs not stylish, BUT, this article is a bit ridiculous, like really?

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  • Wifey's Avatar
    Posted by Wifey Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:18am PST

    I bought my boyfriend some boxers from Aeropostale, he liked them at first, but he's not a fan of them now that he's worn them...They're made out of some stiff cotton, so u can hear them when he walks...lol...At least I tried.

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  • Danielle's Avatar
    Posted by Danielle Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:31pm PST

    Oh great, I feel better now knowing my guy's with me for good and not trying to find someone else! I think he's bought undies maybe once since I've known him, and I've bought him undies 2 or 3 times.

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  • DanD's Avatar
    Posted by DanD Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:10pm PST

    I stopped wearing underwear about 5 years ago, call me lazy but its one less thing to put on when I'm getting ready...

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:30am PST

    DanD,funny... good one!! anyway, i think buying ur partner underwear/ panties should be an occassional thing not a habit, it shouldnt be because ur supposed to but coz you wanna.

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  • February's Avatar
    Posted by February Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:27am PST

    Agree with Rose. It loses its appreciatation if its done all the time. Buy the undies once in a while. i've never bought my man undies.

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  • Miss Independent's Avatar
    Posted by Miss Independent Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:48am PST

    This is such a dumb article. Seriously? you can tell your man is cheating by his underwear? UHHHHHHHH I think not! Yet another article to make women paranoid that thier man is going to leave them.......

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  • Annie's Avatar
    Posted by Annie Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:54pm PST

    i bought my current bf some boxers when he started dating...cus i dared him to wear pink boxers lol.....idk if dats the same as him being comfortable in the relationship

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