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Monday, December 7, 2009

User post: What would it take to help commit your lover?

I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't speak of this couple again but I'm breaking it today. The Pratt's: what a mess... The latest saga in their relationship made me wonder how far could your lover go before you question their sanity and wonder if they might need the intervention only a mental ward can provide?

Exclusive to Access Hollywood , Spencer Pratt is in the process of legally changing his name to "King Spencer Pratt". Spencer explained the reason behind his decision to legally change his name is, “I have decided that if there is a Queen of England and Prince William, we need to have a King of America, and I have nominated myself for that title.”

Talk about coo coo!

This morning's press brought another wacky view from Mr. Pratt himself. He threatens divorce if Heidi gets pregnant. Spencer told MTV News his view on if she gets pregnant, "I told her there's a divorce or adoption," he says. "If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce."

It is seriously time for this guy to shut his mouth. How hurtful can one jacka#* be? Divorcing your wife if she gets pregnant by you?

Heidi please wake up from behind whatever cobwebs seem to be your brain and notice what this guy is doing to you. He is selfish and only thinking of himself. The world would give you a second chance but not with that thing's ring around your finger and those claws trying to rip at any second of the spotlight. He's not funny and no one is laughing.

How much would it take for you until you thought of committing your lover?
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  • Katie B's Avatar
    Posted by Katie B Wed Sep 2, 2009 7:22am PDT

    Apple, I am laughing so freaking hard at this post right now... If my husband did it I would laugh at him...

    And Spencer Pratt is a prat, a douche and an utter moron... how is going to keep Heidi from getting pregnant? Neutering himself or forcing her to get a hysterictomy? Because everyone with even half a brain knows that contraceptives and birth control only works so well..

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  • xoxpenguinxox's Avatar
    Posted by xoxpenguinxox Wed Sep 2, 2009 11:50am PDT

    whoa..jackass or not...lets all just be thankful he doesnt want to breed!

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  • Linda W's Avatar
    Posted by Linda W Wed Sep 2, 2009 12:46pm PDT

    These two just make me absolutely sick!

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  • Ryan B's Avatar
    Posted by Ryan B Wed Sep 2, 2009 1:28pm PDT

    this prick has no class or style

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  • teachers' for britney's mental health's Avatar
    Posted by teachers' for britney's mental health Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:42pm PDT

    this guy is nuts! I hope he gets a vasectomy!! And I hope Heidi leaves his crazy ass. I think they both need to go to school or get some kind of clue, but maybe life with out Spencer is what Heidi needs to wise up.

    Maybe a course on the U.S. revolution, would help his dumb ass understand why we don't have kings?

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  • John  S's Avatar
    Posted by John S Wed Sep 2, 2009 6:10pm PDT

    letting my wife growup,without a nosey, bossy,prying in my business motherinlaw,would be a good start.some people dont know when to mind their own business.Im afraid she will never growup.IM TIRED of her mettling in my business.(motherinlaw)

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  • Nicole Milano's Avatar
    Posted by Nicole Milano Thu Sep 3, 2009 6:37am PDT

    what an ass

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  • Ginger's Avatar
    Posted by Ginger Thu Sep 3, 2009 8:28am PDT

    What a Mess is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • MichaelA's Avatar
    Posted by MichaelA Thu Sep 3, 2009 11:31am PDT

    Who the hell are these people? Really, I don't know who they are... I don't watch much TV.

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  • Rae's Avatar
    Posted by Rae Thu Sep 3, 2009 11:34am PDT

    Ok, on a scale of 1-10 I would give that one a 3 on the crazy scale.

    Yeah sounds like a fruit loop idea but not much scarier than changing your name to a symbol or naming your children royal names or fruit names. Just comes with drinking the water in California. If it makes him feel like a king and happy, fine.

    As far as the getting pregnant thing goes to each thier own. Not all men or women want to have kids and that is fine. As long as he can keep it in his pants and not take the risk if she misses a pill he might have a lot of frustrating nights and perhaps she will get pregnant and then divorce HIM instead of the way he puts it. I can see why they would want to live like that because he is superficially attracted to her body and dosent want her to be fat, its sad that he cannot love beyond this but she should have known by now what she was getting into. The guy curls her hair, worships the ground she walks on and she is going to have to keep trying to stay on her little pedistal and not screw it up if that is what she likes. Other than that I see the whole thing falling apart if either of them is hit with one of the hard knocks that get the rest of us, like say, a disfiguring car accident or rape, or an affair. And yes, even if you look as hot as a movie star, your still going to get cheated on if your partner is a cheater. So good luck to them. It takes 3 family members to get someone committed as far as I know. I really was married to a crazy person who would wander off into the woods at 1/2 AM. Who would whip his penis out and pee on our tires like a dog, who thought he had been to the 4th dimension not realizing that the 4th dimension actualy represents TIME, hehe cant GO there...loved him and married him because he could make me laugh, but he was so wacked out that it had to end when he started pulling a knife on me every few days, I figured this guy was going to follow through one day or I was going to take him out. He lost his temper on our child and that was the final straw. So I feel for Heidi. She will make it through, he is not as bad as it could be.

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