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The 4th of July is about patriotism an love of country. OK. I’m fine with all that. But do you know what I find really f-cking sexy about the 4th? Revolution!
Can you imagine a whole society of people who got together and decided that they didn’t like the way things had been done for the past thousand or so years, so they were going to change it? What courage. What brilliance. What balls. I’ll bet Thomas Jefferson was really f-cking great in bed.
So in honor of the 4th of July, let us all commit ourselves to a previously unthinkable revolution. Leave your wife! S-ck off your neighbor! Tell your girlfriend you want to tie her up and f-ck her in the ass. If she gives you a dubious look, just tell her it’s the patriotic thing to do.
♥, HH
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