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Monday, December 14, 2009

What Annoys You About Your Boyfriend or Past Boyfriends? Let's Vent!

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Have you guys seen the new blog myhusbandisannoying.com? A woman, who got married last March, blogs about her new husband's irritating quirks, including his "robot voice" and love of fart jokes.

Take a look...

This morning, the cute couple appeared on the CBS Early Show (watch the video here). They both giggle about the blog -- he finds it hilarious and readily admits that he's annoying (he seems almost proud of it!). The blog is all in fun, and his wife says women everywhere have come forward with idiosyncrasies about their own husbands. (Fart jokes, for example, seem to be universally appreciated by the men folk.)

So, with tongue firmly in cheek, I'd love to ask: What annoys you about your own boyfriend or past boyfriends? Let's share!

P.S. What are your dating dealbreakers?

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  • Doreen's Avatar
    Posted by Doreen Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:55am PDT

    well...from experience.

    1. infidelity

    2. undependable

    3. For and grown adult to have the guts and courtesy to communicate. it's decent. I hate lame and immature communication (anyone 25 + should be able to speak up and handle crap, not play ignore game) civility costs nothing.

    4. not being candid.

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  • cupnoodle's Avatar
    Posted by cupnoodle Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:02am PDT

    Ex-boyfriend from 2 years ago:

    - Didn't like Chocolate. In fact, he got headaches from it.

    - Didn't accept compliments on scenery and architecture and made a point about how inefficient it was instead

    - Never told me what's wrong, kept it to himself, even though I knew there was something wrong.

    - Wore a mullet and ponytail that looked HORRIBLE

    - Waddled when he walked, like a duck

    - People thought he was my younger brother (he was older than me though)

    - Always said "WEEEEEE!" (we were 19 at the time, can you believe that!?)

    - Called me everyday (not my request) even though he had nothing to say on the phone

    - Called his manhood his, "utensil" proudly

    - Never met any new friends or introduce me to new friends, it was always his high school video game crew

    Grrrrrrrrrrrr....

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  • Katie B's Avatar
    Posted by Katie B Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:04am PDT

    Ha ha ha... that he leaves the cupboard doors open or that he leaves the peanut butter and jelly out... some times with the knife STILL in the jar, and if not in the jar that in the sink with an inch of peanut butter on it... he claims he leaves it out because he will get another one later... but then never gets another one... ;)

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  • InLove's Avatar
    Posted by InLove Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:05am PDT

    1. Leaving the toilet seat up

    2. Whiskers in the sink

    3. Drinks and empty glasses around the house

    4. Food scraps left around the house

    5. Not following up on to-dos

    6. Grammar

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  • Dubs's Avatar
    Posted by Dubs Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:06am PDT

    I tend to visit www.neuroticwife.blogspot.lolufellforit.com

    Where men unveil and vent about wive's idiosyncracies poking fun at the way women tend to over-exaggerate every little annoying detail about their husbands/bf's/ex's. All in the name of fun. /winktongueincheek

    P.S. We love to annoy you...because you are easily annoyed. ;)

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  • Sophia Marie's Avatar
    Posted by Sophia Marie Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:09am PDT

    Guys needing to always look cool infront of their guy friends when really to look cool in front of them they have to look like an idiot in front of everyone else.

    P.s I love fart jokes.

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  • Jessie's Avatar
    Posted by Jessie Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:34am PDT

    1. Leaving lights on all over the house.

    2. Always talks about work!

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  • Black Hawk's Avatar
    Posted by Black Hawk Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:39am PDT

    my ex of almost a year was very controlling. he didn't like for anyone to be around us, even when we were stuck in awkward silence. for an HOUR. for TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS. he needs to understand that his girlfriends (past, present, and future) need to be around other people too

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  • BrokenHeartedGirl.com's Avatar
    Posted by BrokenHeartedGirl.com Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:48am PDT

    I had an ex-boyfriend who would not travel anywhere unless it was a golf outing with his buddies. We lived in Michigan and I couldn't even get him to drive with me to an amusement park in Ohio that was an hour away. I would find deals online and try to get him to go to Florida for a quick weekend, but he flat out told me that he wasn't interested in spending the money. Yet a month later he planned a trip to N. Carolina with his buddies.

    We are still friends to this day. But we stopped dating for a multitude of reasons. This was just one of the ways in which we were not compatible.

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  • kitty's Avatar
    Posted by kitty Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:05pm PDT

    1. He always ask if he looks young

    2. Dislikes animals

    3. Rarely talks just meows into the phone

    4. I ask something and all I get is a shrug

    5. Doesn't ever want to do n e thing different especially if it's outdoors cause it's too hot

    Blah, blah, blah...

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