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Thursday, December 3, 2009

What Guy Mannerisms Drive You Nuts?

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This is totally random, but right now I'm freelancing in a building with a culinary institute on the first floor. Yesterday, the students must've burned a roast, because the fire alarm went off and we had to evacuate. I was looking for a hottie chef, but didn't find one.

I twirl my hair when I’m tired. Luckily, my roommate Erica twirls her hair too, so at night in the apartment, we just watch Bravo TV, talk smack, and twirl our hair. It’s all good. But I can be self-conscious about it around other people because, as my mom says, it’s annoying. When she and I watch TV, she’ll see me twirling out of the corner of her eye and say, “You’re TWIRLING,” and I do my best to stop.

I gotta watch these mannerisms, or whatever they are.

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Beth was telling me she once dated a guy who would put his hands on his hips, but in that weird way, where the fingers are pointing down. I had to laugh! It’s such a tiny thing, but I imagine it would be so unattractive. Where do people get these mannerisms?

Someone the other day was complaining about men who only breathe through their mouth! A mouth-breather! Too funny!

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What about knee-bouncing, knuckle-cracking, nail-biting, hand-gesturing, earlobe-tugging, nose-picking, or constant bangs-touching? What guy mannerisms drive you to the edge?

P.S. How about loud chewing, snoring, and pore speling skilz?

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by Erin Meanley

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  • Ed's Avatar
    Posted by Ed Wed Jul 8, 2009 5:15pm PDT

    These comments are gut-busting funny! I love knowing that I am not the only woman with a man who has habits which drive her bonkers! Here are the ones that drive me to distraction: eating with his mouth open, hitting his teeth with his utensils, sucking cereal off the spoon, mouth breathing, hunching over his plate when he eats, chewing on ice and folded up straws, smacking his lips when he talks, asking questions and continuing to talk and not letting the other person answer. I am horrid, I could go on endlessly!

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  • Lacrymosa[xo]'s Avatar
    Posted by Lacrymosa[xo] Wed Jul 8, 2009 5:51pm PDT

    I bet all of your boyfriends/husbands are suicidal.

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  • Holly J's Avatar
    Posted by Holly J Wed Jul 8, 2009 7:27pm PDT

    farting!

    Acting like they have no clue what you are talking about; playing dumb- not cute at all!

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  • First L's Avatar
    Posted by First L Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:36am PDT

    farting isnt that bad, everybody farts including women. just give me heads up before you rip one cause when my dad cuts loose that s--- nearly kills me. when they tell a lie, espeacilly when you know their telling a lie, and they still lie! its uhhh are you kidding me.

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  • 's Avatar
    Posted by Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:55pm PDT

    guys are guys, some care some dont, lets shoot straight for real. if we men did not have bad habits

    how sucko would your world be , if you did not have another thing to b itch about, for real.

    guys rarely b itch about you. for real. no need , it all comes out in the wash anyway. you ladies do not like this or that, the fact is , we do not like it when you get yours and change like the wind. we do not like the nagging, or the questions like a 4 year old, why, you can not just be, you have to know every little thing all the time, you cant change plans with out a spread sheet of infomation, you have to be so pampered or protected, secure all the time, etc etc on on on the fact is we men know this from little boy days, so we do not throw it in your face, ( men shouldnt ) we just live with it, and in our head we say, ok thats nice , NEXT situation, and move on. the difference here is, FEMALES love to know everything, MALE just know. not saying one is better we booth have our sink holes. but habit is habit, gross is gross. when you get over your period, start expectiing us to get over our full out sex drive, we booth are who we are, can we have dinner now

    im out peace

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