Mirror, mirror on the wall which penis is the nicest of them all?
The porn dick. Not the porn penis. Or the porn male genitalia. I had a girlfriend say, "OMG me not say that!" and please seriously? We're adults. We've seen penises, dicks, male genitalia, Willies, el pipi, la cosa, the pencil, the corn on the cob, or shall I continue?
Sorry, I like the way porn dick rolls out of my tongue. Let's say porn dick and then to balance it out we'll talk about the effects of Cubism and Pablo Picasso's fascination of prostitutes :)
"T" said: "It has to be long and thick and waxed... testicles and all"
"Sofia" said: "They're like rosy pink or a blush color. Pencil thin and very long. Clean"
"M" said: "I've seen some movies and those things are huge. Straight, not like the guys you see sometimes crooked or something's up. It has to be picture perfect and larger than the average guy. Some gringos are packin' in movies"
Yours truly says: "La Cosa was bigger than above pic. La cosa would win the Oscar of porns. It was larger-than everage. La Cosa is iconic seriously. El Dominicano better have that insured. That could be his golden egg. He will put all these porn starts to shame."
So all girls say the basic, "long" "thick" "perfect-like perfect straight"
8 inches at least? I dunno. In the last few days I've learned so much about penises; I'll never look at one the same way again.
When I think of porn dick I think of Peter North. The epitome of all porn dick; the kind you bring home to mama. I'm sure there are others out there but I guess I have a thing for him? He's that guy friend I wanna have. Straight, fit, photogenic, no-air brushing OMG your vay jay jay wants to grow legs and walk over and introduce herself. It's long and thick, perfect. No crookedness or imperfections. Perfect color and shine. Glorious. Strong.
But what makes the one, the one? I'm not gonna sit here and give you stats on penises or throw you links of enormous grotesque penises that hang to the floor cause that's just not my thing. I'm not talking about that freakish stuff you find. I'm sorry, I have a degree of class and I like mine "boy next door" yet OMG you are gonna ravish me with that sorta guy.
When I think of porn dick I think of these words "throbbing" "pulsing veins". Straight, not crooked. Towering above a garden of maintained pubic hairs (although I like a clean surface),a girth that hugs you, a nice healthy color. Looking at it brings a tear to your eye. It completes you. You wanna talk to it, lay your head next to it and feel it throb.
This Pavel Novotny guy really appears to have the stereotypical
porn dick. Sooo, I've learned they are "long"
"thick" "straight" "throbbing" and I
added my own "warm and pulsating veins" to the mix
;)
