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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

What's the worst pet name you've ever been called?

Let's be honest with each other here. The cute wittle names we call and are called by our significant others--our private, Seinfeld-ian Shmoopies-- are often dorky, weird, and just really embarrassing. Though my husband and I have currently landed in a perfectly respectable "Baby" stage, I've definitely been a "Muffin," a "Love" (British boyfriend), a "Pumpkin," and once, much to my disliking, "My lil' Cow."*

I bring this up because of a reader post from earlier this week ("He refers to me as Ole Girl...") about a troublesome pet name that kind of reminded me of a horse (as a lady who's been compared to a farm animal against my will, I totally sympathized).  It made me start thinking about the randomness of pet names in general, about how these strange labels, which are mostly meant as terms of adoration, just seem to happen. And how, once they do, they can be a permanent fixture in the relationship, next to impossible to shake without hurting the other person's feelings/having an annoying fight.

Have you ever been called a pet name you really hated? (If so, spill it!) And: Did you ever get out of it?

*Incidentally I earned "My Lil' Cow" during a period where I had put on some weight.  The boyfriend in question sometimes used it--DURING MEALS. I eventually lost the weight, dumped the guy, and found a much better replacement who called me "Honey."
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  • opiniononly's Avatar
    Posted by opiniononly Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:11am PST

    My Lil Cow is not a pet name; it's an insulting attempt at mean spirited humor. Glad you dumped him.

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  • Steffie's Avatar
    Posted by Steffie Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:14am PST

    The most irritating, although not uncommon, pet name I was ever given was "babe". It sounded almost derogatory to me, but I accepted it as the term of endearment it meant (because I knew he didn't mean it in a negative way.) I'm no longer with this guy (for many other reasons), but if anyone ever called me "babe" again, I would glare at them and want to smack them, lol.

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  • Mar's Avatar
    Posted by Mar Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:27am PST

    In high school, my boyfriend called me Chicken. have no idea why.

    Some jerk I broke up with a couple of months ago would call me, ugh.... Boopie, Booptown and any other variant of Boop (I remind people of Betty Boop).

    Nothing beats Liz Lemon's boyfriend calling her Dummy though. LOL!

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  • Various (depending on who you talk to)'s Avatar
    Posted by Various (depending on who you talk to) Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:29am PST

    When my then boyfriend and now ex-husband started calling my "baby", I hated it. But then I grew to love it and even though we are divorced, I still like when he uses the name for me. With other guys, I've been call "sweetums", "sugar pop" and "sugar plum" (to name a few). But the only one I despised was "chipmunk" in reference to my chubby cheeks.

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    Posted by Maya Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:31am PST

    Oh gosh, the worst name that I have ever been called was "baby love". The guy was older than me and thought that, that was a good name. It only shoved in my face the age gap.

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  • katie's Avatar
    Posted by katie Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:32am PST

    The most insulting thing I've ever been called is "baby". Sorry, but I'm a grown woman and I don't want to be refered to as such. Plus, it's not very original, is it?

    My byofriend also calls me "Ole Girl" (to his friends), and I don't mind it, but it's not my favourite. I really don't see it as my being compared to a farm animal at all.

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  • Coug Girl's Avatar
    Posted by Coug Girl Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:32am PST

    My husband calls me "Poopy." I don't hate it, but I could think of better. His "argument," if you can call it that, is that he had never used nor heard the word until we started dating. But sometimes I call him "Boobs," again, I don't know why. It just happens. So maybe that's not any better. But my nickname my whole life from my dad is "Poot," so maybe I was predestined to encounter odd pet names.

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  • Maria's Avatar
    Posted by Maria Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:37am PST

    My husband calls me babe. I don't call him anything because using pet names for anyone other than my son makes me feel like an idiot.

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  • Alex's Avatar
    Posted by Alex Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:39am PST

    mine isnt a bad one. i really like it but my boyfriend calls me punkin. like punk and pumpkin together. he calls me his little punk. i love it. :)

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  • Brianne's Avatar
    Posted by Brianne Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:45am PST

    my boyfriend calls me boo boo and i hate it. i also hate that for some reason he just likes to repeat my name as in bree bree thats annoying

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