"When You Care Enough to Hit Send"

Our fabu intern Joanna reminded us of the fantastic free e-card site, someecards.com: clever, brutally honest, slightly dickish, and always hilarious with simple, stylish designs, someecards.com has some e-card for any occasion, especially the sexual and/or romantic ones. Here's a sampling of some of our favorites:

Anniversary: "Even when we're 80 I will do you from behind."

Apology: "Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking."

Birthday: "Even though we're no longer sleeping together, happy birthday."

Breakup: "This isn't about you being too short for me."

Confession: "I'm still a virgin."

Congratulations: "Congratulations on temporarily finding the love of your life."

Encouragement: "I could totally see you getting into gum or mints."

Flirting: "I think if we had sex there would be very minimal awkwardness afterwards."

Friendship: "If we're still single when we're 40, let's continue waiting for someone better than each other."...

Get well: "I don't mind if you get me sick."

Valentine's Day: "Don't forget that ----- s are like flowers for men."

Movies: "It's remarkable that after all these years I still want to bang Harrison Ford."

Sympathy: "Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports related."

Thanks: "Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline."

Thinking of you: "I'd wax my ----- for you."

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Posted by Ari Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:40pm PDT

These are hilarious...I might try them to get a guy.

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Posted by The dream doctor Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:43pm PDT

to this is hilarios;

i may be your guy

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Posted by The dream doctor Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:43pm PDT

to this is hilarios;

i may be your guy

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Posted by Robot Teen America Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:10pm PDT

this is awesome. i wish i had a guy with this sense of humor.

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Posted by allee Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:24am PDT

too funny, i may just send my hubby one of these..

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Posted by virginiareyes08 Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:27pm PDT

I read the article but it needed pictures to make more exciting!

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Posted by bitnite31 Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:01am PDT

these are great!!!! they make me think of my relationship w/ my fiance'. we're always thinking of crazy off the wall stuff to say to each other. thanx 4 the laugh!

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Posted by JJ Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:36am PDT

Awesome!

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Posted by Ms. Dirty Dishtowels Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:15pm PDT

Can we buy these in a paper form, or are they just through email? They are really funny.

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Posted by Candice O Tue Jul 1, 2008 4:34pm PDT

i found this site last year and love it! but you do have to have a friend with a twisted sense of humor to send it to! not everyone gets it, but if you do it will waste hours of your day at the office while you read every single card!

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