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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Would you actually buy Liquid Virgin?


Ah, the truth is always stranger than fiction, and the latest um, "marital aid" (?) out on the market is a real head scratcher: Against the rather uncomfortable backdrop of women stooping to get controversial vaginal reconstruction surgeries, well, you know how beauty companies scrambled to produce Botox in a bottle products? Looks like the billion dollar sex industry has stepped up to the plate with tightening in a jar in the form of Liquid Virgin.

Sorry, but I can't deliver a review since I haven't personally road tested this creepy sounding new product, but I do know that according to the ad, it will give you a "tight, wet feeling everytime!" for about 15 minutes or so at least. Question is (you know, besides all the other obvious ones), what the heck is in this stuff, and are there any long term studies about its effects on a woman's nether regions? Turns out, one of the key ingredients is potassium alum, most often used in deodorant. Curious. Of course, I have to wonder if another hazard is that this stuff causes sexually transmittable temporary penile shrinkage as well? Yikes. Now that would just be plain embarrassing.

Like I said, sooooo many questions. If you have tried this, would you please for the love of god leave a comment? Or if you just want to vent here (does Liquid Virgin make you angry, sad, depressed, bewildered, etc?), be my guest.
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  • B.K's Avatar
    Posted by B.K Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:10pm PDT

    lol Its crazy what ppl have come up with! but hey you kno if really knew how many ppl would really buy something like this you'd sell the product too!

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  • latoya's Avatar
    Posted by latoya Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:36pm PDT

    NOT EVERY THINK YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE.I WOULDN;T BUT IT I DON'T IT. MY SEX LIFE IS JUST GREAT THE WAY IT IS.

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  • Jeremy's Avatar
    Posted by Jeremy Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:42pm PDT

    For the mails, DON'T Use if shrinkige is up for a side affect! LOL!

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  • safa's Avatar
    Posted by safa Sun Aug 3, 2008 10:42am PDT

    ölümüne f--- f--- :D

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  • safa's Avatar
    Posted by safa Sun Aug 3, 2008 10:43am PDT

    ölümüne sex yaparım bunla a:D yeeeehhaaaa

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  • a.j's Avatar
    Posted by a.j Fri Oct 3, 2008 12:46pm PDT

    i dont need any of that !! i dont sleep around!!

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  • ThatToyChick's Avatar
    Posted by ThatToyChick Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:35am PDT

    This is just one in a very long line of vaginal tighteners - there's one called China Brush that's been around since before I was ;)

    You are, as far as I'm concerned, entirely justified by being squicked out at the concept. The vagina is a delicately PH-balanced, elastic mucous membrane (sexy, I know) that will often become unhappy if even a sex lubricant with a sugary ingredient is used for oral play. What on EARTH would possess women into thinking using something far more dangerous is a good idea is beyond me.

    The way it works is that it actually dehydrates your vagina (hence the alum/deodorant ingredient) - the same way that if you dehydrated your body, your skin would get tight. Since I don't see many women eschewing water to tighten their complexions, I just don't understand why they'd do that to someplace far more intimate. Any claims of "moisturizing" can hardly counteract what the active ingredient does.

    The vagina is elastic. Once children are born, the vagina will naturally return to its former state if you give it a break for a few weeks. I tell female friends concerned with "tightness" that they likely either need to improve their body image or their partner caliber, and sometimes both. BUT, if it's muscle control/stronger orgasms that are the concern, working out the kegel muscles has the same effect without having to stuff glorified deodorant leavings into your girlbits. Go get yourself a pair of connected ben-wa balls, such as Fun Factory Smartballs, and go from there.

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  • Katya's Avatar
    Posted by Katya Sat May 2, 2009 2:35pm PDT

    I have tried this and its amazing

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  • Carrie's Avatar
    Posted by Carrie Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:51am PDT

    Ok! I manage a sex shop...we study research and test all kinds of product and listen to customer feedback about everything. We sell this stuff like crazy along with the china shrink cream. Liquid virgin sells better. It has very similar feedback as china shrink cream, but it comes in "pillow packs" so people can try one use before spending too much on something that doesn't work for them. Every person's body is different, some have wonderful results that last up to 3 plus days.

    Also, just so you know, the 15 minutes while it begins to work, you can not penetrate or you will have the same shrinking effect on him as well. We call it the turtle in the shell syndrome. lol

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