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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Would You Let Your Husband Visit A Sexual Healer?

Let's say you and your significant other are having major sex problems. Perhaps he can't maintain an erection, finishes too quickly, or you never finish because he doesn't know what in God's name he's doing. You've got some kinks to work out. Big kinks. Read: The Myth of the Male Orgasm

Could you ever imagine hiring a "sexual healer" to sharpen his skills? And when we say "sexual healer" we mean a woman who sleeps with him and offers him pointers. Think of it as hands-on consulting. Read: Therapists: Virtual Worlds ‘Could Replace Real Relationships’

Mare Simone boasts a sex resume of over 1,500 men. Many of them "clients" and technically other women's husbands or boyfriends. Nice.

I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counseling and to cure their problems—not sex. I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends.

According to an interview she gave to The Sun, couples flock to the 54 year old for sexual counseling. She charges about $100 a session. She has five (five!) appointments a day. Sure, sometimes she gets naked but her main objective is to make couples feel more at ease in the sex department. She counsels women, too. Read: Couples Who Drink Together, Stay Together

All of my sessions start in the same way. We start by chatting while I caress their hands to make them feel relaxed and confident with me. During the next few sessions I move to giving them back and shoulder massages, so the client relaxes further while talking about their problems. Following that, we do a mirror exercise. This is where the client and I will both take off our clothes and look at our bodies in the mirror... Sometimes I will have sex with a husband in front of his wife, to show them both how to be more sensitive lovers. Often, couples find just talking openly to a stranger about the problems in their love life helps in the bedroom.

Hmm. If you're wondering where all this sexual, er, openness stems from, we learn later on in the piece that Mare was raped at a young age. She found sex difficult with her husband and decided to let the pendulum swing the opposite way. She has now adopted a sexual attitude so relaxed it borders on vain exhibitionism dressed in faux-spiritual clothing.

Just a quick question. If a man is having a hard time making his wife climax, why would he improve by pawing a stranger? Is she that much of a sexual connoisseur that a few rolls in the hay will transform him into a man of experience? If he has so much performance anxiety with his own wife that he can't perform—how does stripping in front of a mirror with a strange middle-aged lady serve as a cure?

Maybe we're just jaded. If this does in fact work, then bravo and more power to her.

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  • Pheolia's Avatar
    Posted by Pheolia Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:24am PDT

    Hell NAW!!!! I would just try to keep working at it and do different things to try to keep that erection or keep him from coming too fast because if the healer tells him that he needs to work on certain things then I can save that money and tell him my damn self

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  • sun2go's Avatar
    Posted by sun2go Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:15pm PDT

    If you and your partner can't communicate, you need more than a sexual interventionist. You need psychological therapy, not the kind that involves a naked woman that isn't you. If you both aren't going to counseling, then he's paying to cheat on you, and you're paying to get yourself tested for STDs.

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:13pm PDT

    WHOA! Do people (MEN) not realize that every woman is different? I mean, what gets me off may not get the next one off....so HOW is this supposed to work? This lady is a sicko.

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  • May Sun's Avatar
    Posted by May Sun Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:21pm PDT

    Heck No!! That is sickening to me might as well be cheating..

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  • Doktor Eevol's Avatar
    Posted by Doktor Eevol Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:29pm PDT

    Umn... NO. The day my man decides he'd rather have a sexual healer than couple's counseling is the day I become blissfully single again.

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  • DeadlyPoison's Avatar
    Posted by DeadlyPoison Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:45pm PDT

    If he has so much performance anxiety with his own wife that he can't perform—how does stripping in front of a mirror with a strange middle-aged lady serve as a cure?

    You said it here! Also how is this legal, even if it's backed up by psychology? She's still getting paid for sexual services. It's just like a prostitute, but with a college degree.

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  • LORRAINE C's Avatar
    Posted by LORRAINE C Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:00pm PDT

    HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOO!!!! NEVER EVER NEVER!!!!!!!! NOT EVER!!!!!!

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  • classicalmuzclovr's Avatar
    Posted by classicalmuzclovr Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:26pm PDT

    yeah... uh,.... NO.

    Not gonna do it.

    Wouldn't be prudent LOL...

    WTF???

    He can listen to sexual healing by Marvin Gaye, while he's with me, and that's pretty much IT... LOL...

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  • Julia's Avatar
    Posted by Julia Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:30pm PDT

    men, would you let you lady get sex experience from someone other than you?

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  • becca's Avatar
    Posted by becca Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:30pm PDT

    Good God Almighty.... what can we think of next to make some money. Sounds like she has a sexual problem and probably some things I wouldn't want to catch.

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