Love + Sex

Saturday, November 7, 2009

You Sex Style



Keep reading for insight into the passionate nature of your astrological Sun sign.


Aries seeks to gratify themselves.

Taurus tends to massage their partner slowly and sensually.

Gemini wants to write no-frills poetry, hoping for a menage-a-trois.

Cancer craves holding on to something for a very long time.

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Leo likes to prance about and be admired before anything happens.

Virgo is into taking a shower, inspecting their fingernails and preparing hygienically for an evening of safe sex.

Libra desires to watch a romantic movie while smooching on the couch.

Scorpio starts the encounter at 5 in the evening and doesn't end it until three days later.

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Sagittarius wants to have as many casual encounters as possible.

Capricorn's idea of foreplay is working on spreadsheets.

Aquarius is into holding hands while jumping from a plane.

Pisces wants to get wet and wild.

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  • Angel Morbid's Avatar
    Posted by Angel Morbid Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:23am PDT

    Hahahaha, I don't know either to laugh or virtually slap whoever made this.

    "Sagittarius wants to have as many casual encounters as possible"?????

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  • mommaofsun's Avatar
    Posted by mommaofsun Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:22pm PDT

    I am a Virgo, and it is somewhat correct. I prefer to be clean beforehand, and since I am married, safe sex kind of is a given. (unless of course he has been cheating on me and has some skank disease I am unaware of)

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  • Scott H's Avatar
    Posted by Scott H Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:53pm PDT

    "Capricorn's idea of foreplay is working on spreadsheets"

    Yea, this isn't true! I have references...

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:56pm PDT

    "Cancer craves holding on to something for a very long time." Huh? For real? Well now that I think about, it ya!

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:56pm PDT

    Illusions, fantasies, while I don't take the "ignorance is bliss" in most of my situations, I still love my daydreaming & other wordly pleasures LOL! (Wink)

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  • michelaay's Avatar
    Posted by michelaay Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:22pm PDT

    I am a capricorn. Spread on the sheets is better. Please who is pissed at the Capricorn.

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  • Phoenix's Avatar
    Posted by Phoenix Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:00pm PDT

    inferno, I hear ya. I'm a sag too, and my vote is for: First a laugh, then the virtual slap. SO Ridiculous it's kinda funny. But on the other hand, slightly offensive. I swear I've only seen ONE of these astrology posts that were even slightly close.

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  • hunny's Avatar
    Posted by hunny Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:06pm PDT

    I'm a libra, he's a virgo. . this couldn't be further from the truth. . sorry! altho, he is clean, and I like to kiss and snuggle. . but still. we're wild

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  • hunny's Avatar
    Posted by hunny Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:06pm PDT

    I'm a libra, he's a virgo. . this couldn't be further from the truth. . sorry! altho, he is clean, and I like to kiss and snuggle. . but still. we're wild

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  • CalvinG's Avatar
    Posted by CalvinG Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:33pm PDT

    I disagree with this thing because i soon as i see my man im kissing him to death even if im a taurus. So i think this make no sense to my love life at all.

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