Ali and John break down the newest developments in the Petraeus scandal with an informative, hand-drawn chart. Ali's predictions for how this pans out? She thinks Jill Kelley's going to get a book, a reality TV show, and heck, maybe even her own lingerie line out of this affair.

More can't-miss moments: Ali talks Americans from 15 states who are putting together a petition to create their own government, Pepsi's new fat-blocking soda that's made with diarrhea-inducing dextrin, and the heavy rains in Venice, Italy, that have flooded 70 percent of the city.

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Ali and John discuss the latest FBI scandal, a presidential threat on Facebook, how a Prius kept the lights post Sandy, and a mailman delivers mail over a dying man?

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Ali and John discuss former Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords who confronted the schizophrenic man who shot her in the face, leaving her partially blind and paralyzed in one arm. Gabrielle and her husband decided this was the last step they needed to take in order to move on and not carry the burden of this man's actions around with them the rest of their lives.

Would you be able to handle coming face-to-face with somebody who tried to kill you? Tell us in the comments.

More can't-miss moments: Ali talks a Kenyan woman who named her twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney; the New York Museum of Arts and Design, which is planning their first-ever scent exhibit; and a 9-year-old Ukrainian boy who stole $4,000 from his parents to buy candy.

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Ali and John discuss the Twitter firestorm that occurred on election night when millions of people tweeted their reactions to the results, including Justin Bieber, Donald Trump, and Barack Obama himself. Ali even got into her own Twitter feud the day after the election when she tweeted: "Sorry Romney- but this morning my vagina is barking like a seal!"

More can't-miss moments: Ali talks a man in Denver, Colorado, who discovered his home used to be a secret hangout for a powerful mob family; research that suggests that people who are "math-averse" get physical pains when they try to solve problems; and a toddler in Oklahoma who was issued a $2,500 ticket for peeing on his driveway.

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Ali and John discuss yesterday's election and the frenzy that many voters experienced. In today's modern world, John wonders why we have such an archaic voting system - he didn't even have to show his ID at his polling site! And should the government be required to give voters a receipt as proof that their vote was actually counted?

Do you have an election day horror story? Tell us in the comments.

More can't-miss moments: Ali talks the 21-year-old woman who went into labor yesterday but stopped at her polling site to vote before heading to the hospital; the spade-toothed beaked whale, a rare whale species that was found on a New Zealand beach; and Kirstie Alley, who admitted to falling in love with Patrick Swayze while filming North and South.

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