Welcome to Wonderland
New York City — nay, the world — celebrated the publication of Ali in Wonderland: And Other Tall Tales at a book
party last night. Guests included Debra Messing, Parker Posey, Mariska
Hartigay, and all the rest of the cool celebrities who can read. Ali will tell
you more, but first go buy her book!
Super Game vs. Super Lame
Thousands of New Yorkers gathered downtown this morning to celebrate the New
York Giants' Super Bowl win. Mayor Bloomberg quipped, "Are you feeling
'deja blue' all over again?" No one groaned, except all the people trying
to get to work.
Meanwhile, Giselle Bundchen is standing by her man, Sad Tom Brady, but has
blamed his teammates for the Patriots' Super Bowl loss. Her words:
""My husband cannot f---ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the
same time." But can she model and coach a football team at the same
Is M.I.A.'s Excuse B.S.?
M.I.A. has apologized for flipping the bird during her halftime show
performance, saying that she wasn't trying to make a statement. She was just
nervous and full of adrenaline. You should see her when she's all-out
flummoxed, folks! It is NOT for primetime.
Sharing Is Scarring
A Pennsylvania man named Eric "Eggs" Cain stabbed
his older brother, Gene, over a McDonald's brownie. Gene provoked Eric when he
cut the brownie into two equal pieces. Both men are alive and well. Honestly,
this incident isn't so different from what happens sometimes with our kids, you
know, except without the knives.
cupcakes, and more!