Ali and John break down the newest developments in the Petraeus scandal with an informative, hand-drawn chart. Ali's predictions for how this pans out? She thinks Jill Kelley's going to get a book, a reality TV show, and heck, maybe even her own lingerie line out of this affair.
More can't-miss moments: Ali talks Americans from 15 states who are putting together a petition to create their own government, Pepsi's new fat-blocking soda that's made with diarrhea-inducing dextrin, and the heavy rains in Venice, Italy, that have flooded 70 percent of the city.
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