Daily Shot: MVP Manning, Madonna's Moves, and How to Eat Less


Super Bowl Spectacular

For anyone living under a rock, it was a Giants night. Eli Manning was named MVP, the Sad Tom Brady meme was born, and everyone talked about the important stuff - the commercials. As for Madonna's halftime show: Let's just say it challenged the idea that lip-synching, err, music makes the people come together.

Romney takes Nevada

With the win of the Nevada caucus, Mitt Romney is…still one of the Republican contenders? We're not sure what it will take to narrow the field down at this point, but Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri, we're looking at you.

Komen Around Again

After great public backlash, the Susan G. Komen foundation has announced that it won't cut funding to Planned Parenthood after all. Will the Internet masses forgive and forget? We're not so sure.

Worst. Vacation. Ever.

A stomach virus broke out on three U.S. cruise ships this weekend, delaying journeys and making everyone question whether the Titanic was really so bad. About 200 passengers came down with severe diarrhea and vomiting. With such close quarters, the 2,800 other passengers may be next. On the bright side, this is probably the only cruise you can go on right now that won't make you gain five pounds.

Roseanne for President?

Roseanne Barr has announced that she'd like to run for president as the Green Party candidate-leaving the rest of us to wonder if this is surreality at it's best or a legitimately good idea. Barr's been an outspoken proponent of gay rights and healthcare, she's supported Occupy Wall Street, and her legacy is a TV show about real Americans with real problems in middle America. No word on whether John Goodman will be running for VP.

How to Eat Less

Is that even possible? Ali has some ideas. Our Suggestion: Go on a Carnival Cruise.

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