Knocked Up Through Heaven's Doors
Mitt Romney has criticized President Obama, saying that requiring religious employers to include contraceptives in employee health plans violates their freedom of religion. We wonder: What happens when it's against an employer's religion to offer maternity leave...after you accidentally get pregnant?
A Sugar Rush Makes Me Holla, Honey Boo Boo!
Alana Thompson, the breakout child, er, star of Toddlers and Tiaras, and her mom, June, were on Good Morning America about their special "Go-Go Juice." Apparently, June gives six-year-old Alana a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew, the equivalent of two cups of coffee, to keep her energy up during pageants. June argues that there are far worse things that parents give kids. You know, like Go-Go Juice AND meth.
Crappy Birthday, Dear Zsa Zsa
Zsa Zsa Gabor had an elaborate 95th birthday party on Tuesday. Too bad she couldn't go. Gabor was bedridden and kept behind closed doors while her husband enjoyed lively conversation,champagne toasts, and food prepared by Wolfgang Puck with the guests. If it's not really your party, can you still cry if you want to?
Conservative at the Polls, Freak in the Bed?
According to Match.com, Republicans have more orgasms than Democrats. We haven't done our own official research on the topic, but we're thinking this is as good a time as any to promote reaching across the aisle, especially in the bedroom.
I Bet You Saw This Coming...
Charles Barkley, who once claimed his gambling problem cost him $10 million, is in the hole again, having lost $100,000 in a Super Bowl bet. On the upside: Charles Barkley can drop $100,000 on a bet!
What do you do when your kids say they hate you?
Lingerie for 2-year-olds and more inappropriate - yet real -