So, just picture it -- you've been out on a a few dates (or
maybe just the one!), and you're finally ready to get truly
down and dirty with your new special someone. And just when things
get hot and heavy, boom, something horribly humiliating happens to
one or both of you. Oy, and then all that romance goes up in smoke
-- or maybe, if you've got a good enough sense of humor, up in
laughter. Hey, it happens to all of us!
The awesome ladies of Frangela -- Frances Callier and Angela V.
Shelton -- certainly have had their share of awkward moments in the
sack, and they're here to share:
We took a few minutes to reflect back on our own wild and weird
sexual memories, and came up with a few mortifying events of our
own. One involves having sex in a loft bed fitted with satin
sheets, and sliding right off of it (luckily to another bed below).
Another one happened when some overly-zealous nookie resulted in a
chipped tooth on the headboard (ouch!). And finally, there's
the good old tale of puking all over your date mid-act thanks to
having way too much to drink (Superbad, anyone?).
Now we pose the question to you, Shine ladies. What's
your most embarrassing moment in bed? And you know we
don't mean snoring!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
The down-and-dirty guide to dating: Most-embarrassing in-bed moments
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:16am PST
Report Abusenot embarrassing for me, and i guess not embarrassing for him either, but one of my exes used to fart like a mad man every time he finished the act. it was so gross. the first time i thought it was a fluke. the second time, that was he end of things. yuck. have some class, hold the gas. nasty!
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:35am PST
Report Abusei went down on a guy once and like in the middle of my session,he said he had to go to the bathroom............. probably couldnt handle it at least he could have told me before i started....
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:38am PST
Report AbuseONE TIME i WENT DOWN ON MY EX then he shoved my head really hard down and i threw up on him.He said that he was going to go in the shower.He didn't even make sure i was okay.We both were embrassed and had no clue what to say to eachother after.He later apologized for his action.
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:51am PST
Report Abusei've gagged a couple times.... it happens and if your in a relationship long enough...someone is going to fart. ya just ignore it and stay with what ur doing :)
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:28am PST
Report Abusethree words... 30 second queef... and once when his clothes were all on I had an accident on his pants..and I didnt sit in gum.
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:12am PST
Report AbuseJULIOS: aaaahahaha thats soooo funny. i bet that sucked(no pun intended) so bad.. sorry you had to go through that! its still really funny
CHAYY: are you serious 30 second? hahahaha i totally know what you mean though.. god these are hilarious.
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:34am PST
Report AbuseThe dreaded held in fart. Holy S*** I was mortified!!
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:02am PST
Report Abusequeefs....unexpected -you laugh and keep going.....my best one was (like juliosgoddess) i was down on my ex....and he pushed too deep and blaaaah i barfed all over him!!! we have children together, so every once in a while he mentions it just to get us both laughing!!!
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:36am PST
Report AbuseHOW ABOUT HAVIN REGULAR VAG AND ITS GOIN GOOD AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE PULLS U CLOSER AND YOUR SOOO WET BAMB IT GOES TO THE BACK . OK YOUR ON YOUR BACK HE IS ON HIS KNEES AND HE PULLS U BY YOUR LEGS...TALK ABOUT OUUUCCH.BUT HE AND I HAVE FARTED AND I HAVE TROWN UP GIVEN A BJ. IT HAPPENS BUT IF THEY ACT LIKE A JERK THEN IT IS WEIRD. SEX IS SEX,NOT CHURCH.
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Posted by Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:45am PST
Report AbuseLMAO, ohhh the days. I think the funniest the is a queef. Or vaginal fart. My Hubby and I just laugh. Sometimes the fact that it happened, and we start laughing hysterically mid-sex makes it all go better. It gives a sense of total surrender to eachother, that bodies talk in their own way and there is not much we can do about it.
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