Thursday, December 3, 2009
The down-and-dirty guide to dating: Pick-up lines
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Dear men,
Follow this advice: pick up lines are always iffy--so use them sparingly. Why? Because they backfire at an alarming rate. Sometimes they are so bad we remember them and discuss them with our friends. Yes we do. We here at Shine have heard some pretty sorry ones, ("Is that dress felt? Well it ought to be," etc) but the ladies from Frangela (Angela V. Shelton and Frances Callier) have a couple of doozies to share with you.
In our first installment of the "Down-and-dirty guide to dating" we explore the slippery slope of questionable opening lines. Ladies, watch these two videos and let us know if you've heard worse. And to prove we can help a brother out please let us know which, if any, have worked on you and hopefully—maybe—just one guy will read this and put the good ones to use and the bad, beer-fueled, frat-boy lines to rest.
Until then, men friends, why not just use the simple, direct and charming-enough: "Hi my name is...."?
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Posted by Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:53pm PST
Report AbuseDon't assume ALL men use pick-up lines. Why not ask why WOMEN don't use "the simple, direct and very charming, 'Hello, my name is....'"
That would be a better question to ponder. Good Luck! - Charles
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Posted by Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:55pm PST
Report AbuseI don't know about anyone else but I say 'Hello my name is Angela.
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Posted by Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:54pm PST
Report Abusewhen i was in high school, guys would ask, : you indian, you know kama sutra, maybe you girl can teach me some time soon."
also guys i dont know come up and say i miss you. what's up with that?
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Posted by Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:54pm PST
Report Abusewhen i was in high school, guys would ask, : you indian, you know kama sutra, maybe you girl can teach me some time soon."
also guys i dont know come up and say i miss you. what's up with that?
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Posted by Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:36pm PST
Report AbuseYou two are hysterical.
Birthing hips are a good thing in regards to sexual-selection. That means he is thinking about you bearing his children
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Posted by Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:27am PST
Report Abusein high school , guys used to walk up to me && say "is it just me or is it hot in here?" how lame is that?? :)
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Posted by Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:29am PST
Report Abusehigh school boys are gay and do not know anything at all about anything
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Posted by Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:59am PST
Report Abuseumm high school guys dont take things serious they think everything is jusb about sex... wtf... look for a guy that agrees wit your decicions and that is more mature about things... (hold up.. if a guy can actually be mature about something...lolz)
much luv to all tha gurlz.. don't let no little imature guy play wit your feelings.. <3
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