The down-and-dirty guide to dating: Your jerkiest moment

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  Posted by Chelle Wed Feb 4, 2009 5:53pm PST

  Punched my then fiance in the face and broke his nose. Obviously we're no longer together.

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  Posted by arscuore Wed Feb 4, 2009 6:34pm PST

  I was in high school, and the guy I was dating was taking me to the valentine's dance. I knew I was going to break up with him, but I still wanted to go to the dance. So I wrapped his class ring in a small box, complete with wrapping paper and gave it to him when he tried to kiss me goodnight -- Ouch! I still can't believe I did that to the poor guy -- what was I thinking??? A couple of days later I found 2 dozen long-stemmed red roses on my chair in first hour, and 3 mixed tapes... I probably screwed him up for life... : (

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  Posted by K-D Wed Feb 4, 2009 6:53pm PST

  Dated two guys who were friends at the same time without either of them knowing or finding out.

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  Posted by Rae Wed Feb 4, 2009 8:39pm PST

  I was having sex with a married man (found out post affair) in his car in Germany on the Army Base, and then afterward I told him, OH so I am good enough to have sex with in your car but you cannot give me a ride home? I lived on the Economy and he had said he had been drinking and didnt want to drive but I called him all kinds of names and he agreed to take me home to calm me down and at that time I dont think he wanted things to end.

  On the way to my house we were pulled over by the Polizei (SP-German Police) and I was so drunk that I couldnt stop laughing. They assumed I was a young German girl and proceeded to beat this guy up pretty bad and I was so trashed I couldnt stop laughing, I found out later that sometimes you do this when your terrified but I just couldnt stop at that time. So we both are carted off to the station and he is put behind bars and I am sat down on the bench in the hall, I am not handcuffed just asked to sit there. They were speaking German and I hadnt said anything up untill the Military Police came to pick him up and that is when I stood up and he yelled at me that he would never forgive me. I started to cry but hadnt spoken yet. He was carted away and then they offered me a cab to which I then spoke English and said "Sure, Thanks!" and left. About 2 days later I found out what happened to my lover, he was demoted in rank and Published for Drinking and Driving in the Stars and Stripes military paper, and fined and I also found out he was married. Maybe its what he deserved to have been such a cheater. I was a horrible date to have laughed at him as he was beat down to the curb lying there. I have never forgiven myself for that either. I was a total Jerk that night. I tried to apologize through calling him on base but all I got was a "Click". This is one of many wild tales. Take it as you see it.-Rachel.

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  Posted by Alex Wed Feb 4, 2009 9:06pm PST

  i broke up with this guy on april fools day over the phone. he thought it was a joke, his friends were laughing in the background, lol good times

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  Posted by Hannah Wed Feb 4, 2009 9:57pm PST

  I had a guy who had been wanting to go out with me for a really long time. During a blah phase, I agreed. Took me out and actually had a pretty decent evening, but on the way home I became violently ill. Threw up all him, the car, everything. Did he run? Nope. Took me home, got me cleaned up (I am much sicker by this point...no booze, so that wasn't it) and put me to bed. Stayed the night on my sofa because he was so worried. The next day, calls a friend to stay with me while he buys supplies, chicken soup, 7up and so on. See's me through this entire illness with grace and charm. Easter Sunday, I'm feeling better, and he invites me to brunch. Very pleasant, but dull as mud. Bored bored bored. Just can't get into the guy.

  I figure everyone deserves another chance maybe he's nervous, whatever. He owns a stereo store, so he asks me to come by the store and pick out any stereo I want installed in my car...FREE. Of course I do...I was a self centered 22 year old. So after his seeing me through my illness, our three nice dates and a free Bose stereo system, I didn't know how to break up with him.

  So, I started telling male friends he was stalking me and starting to scare me by not going away. One night, these friends went to his store and confronted him. He wanted to call me to have me tell them this wasn't the case and they told him to never, ever call me again "or else".

  After that, whenever I saw him, he went the other way. Fast!

  I still feel bad about it. He deserved better.

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  Posted by Draining Wed Feb 4, 2009 10:01pm PST

  When I broke up with my ex. I cut up everything, Shoes, shirts, pants I mean everything. Then I placed everything neatly in a bag and returned it like I promised to as if nothing was wrong with the belongings. When I was confronted about it I stated, "I said I would give it back and I did, I didn't know you wanted the same way you left it." My family and I laugh about the surprise my ex got after realizing nothing was of value anymore.

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  Posted by ambie Wed Feb 4, 2009 10:18pm PST

  hai guys how does it feel 2 fall in love so deeply and ure love isnt fair and square wid u!! after all dose 3 yers ov loving him i left him cuz i cudnt bare da pain and i cudnt trust him anymore and finnaly wen i did he was really sorry and wantd da relayon 2 go on but i left him behind cuz i cudnt trust him anymore!! and till 2day he texes me sayin dat cuz ov me he became a beter person in life!!

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  Posted by Allison A Wed Feb 4, 2009 11:05pm PST

  I slept with my ex's older brother...a lot. my boyfriend never found out. and the brother never told him. his borther was really good in bed, what can i say!

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  Posted by Smooth Operater Thu Feb 5, 2009 5:12am PST

  After having our usual great sex (the only thing he was good at) I rolled over, let out a long sigh and slowly announced that I had met someone new andI didn't want to cheat on him afer this last date. He cried like a girl for months. Good.

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