Saturday, November 7, 2009

The worst gifts I've ever received from a man (don't buy these for your wife!)

    • A cleaver
    • A sexy "costume"
    • A vacuum
    • A three-sizes-too-big sweater
    • Tickets to a sporting event
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A cleaver

You know, I needed this and I use it. But there was still something sad and unromantic (and I think bad luck?) about opening a gift from a significant other and finding a giant knife.

Let me state this up front: I'm not an ungrateful person. In fact, I love getting almost any kind of gift and have always been super thankful that anyone has thought about me at all. For the most part, I feel like it is the thought that counts and, honestly, what kind of person insults someone's gift? HOWEVER, over the years, there have been a few presents that outright hurt my feelings, that seemed suspiciously selfish, bought simply out of obligation or without any care at all. These gifts, despite my best efforts, made the holiday experience tense and weird. I've listed them as a cautionary tale above—more like a public service, than an outright complaint. Do you have gifts you've hated? 
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  • RyneishaB_05's Avatar
    Posted by RyneishaB_05 Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:40pm PST

    I know that would be so disappointing!!!

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  • KB's Avatar
    Posted by KB Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:44pm PST

    haha too cute

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  • moonlight's Avatar
    Posted by moonlight Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:46pm PST

    at least you got a gift. Me, nothing! I'd love to trade in one of my other knives for your cleaver. I need a cleaver but just don't have money to buy one. I mean a good quality, high grade one.

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  • Jamila's Avatar
    Posted by Jamila Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:46pm PST

    cleaver would be a bad idea..for me..well if it where my ex husband that is, now i think it would be useful!

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  • Andygirl's Avatar
    Posted by Andygirl Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:48pm PST

    Oh no! A big knife? That's got to be a bad sign.

    And as for too big clothing? I used to sell lingerie and the rule of thumb for men buying anything wearable for women is to snoop and write down her size, but that's not always possible.

    So let me offer this advice to men everywhere: never guess bigger. Never. Unless it is bra cup size, always guess smaller. Always. Always. I don't care if it is a sweater, undies, or jeans, err on the small size.

    Trust me on this. After dealing with the returns of the holidays when these women have to make their inevitable exchanges (which they will, in droves), the ones who have to go up a size are happy to do so. They are always complimeted when their honey thought they wore a 4 when they really wore an 8. Always.

    But the ones who had to go down a size? NOT happy. Nobody wants to know their honey thinks they wear a size much (or a little) bigger than they are. TRUST ME!

    Rule of thumb: don't worry if she has to return, don't worry about accuracy, just guess smaller!

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  • JoKTM's Avatar
    Posted by JoKTM Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:58pm PST

    Last year on v-day my husband (fi at the time) bought me a printer! Yes I needed the printer but seriously a printer for valentines day?

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  • Mary Frei's Avatar
    Posted by Mary Frei Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:58pm PST

    I guess I have the best husband in the world. He always gives me thoughtful presents that I really love. Last year for Christmas it was a beautiful wine cabinet! As for him getting my size right? When we first started dating he asked me to write down my sizes for him so he could keep the list in his wallet. I have to give his parents credit for raising such a thoughtful (and always prepared!) man!!!

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  • Bridget's Avatar
    Posted by Bridget Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:07pm PST

    I always get cold easily so I had this habit of stealing my bf's jacket or sweater whenever we were together. Well anyways I guess he got tired of that becasue for my birthday he bought me 3 jackets. Yes 3! He got all the sizes right and they are all cute but I thought it was funny. I still forget to wear one and usually end up taking his jacket anyways. SO now he keeps to jackets in his car at all times one for me and one for him.

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  • DareToShine's Avatar
    Posted by DareToShine Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:14pm PST

    A tire guage for x-mas. I laughed. I thought it was a joke!

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  • Roro's Avatar
    Posted by Roro Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:42pm PST

    The very first Christmas with my then fiance, who then became my husband, who after one year became my exhusband, woke me up to find an abdundant amount of gifts under the tree. I was elated, the confused when gift after gift turned out to be related to the kitchen. Girls-even tupperware! And yes that is exactly where he wanted me for eternity-the kitchen

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