Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The worst gifts I've ever received from a man (don't buy these for your wife!)

    • A cleaver
    • A sexy "costume"
    • A vacuum
    • A three-sizes-too-big sweater
    • Tickets to a sporting event
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A cleaver

You know, I needed this and I use it. But there was still something sad and unromantic (and I think bad luck?) about opening a gift from a significant other and finding a giant knife.

Let me state this up front: I'm not an ungrateful person. In fact, I love getting almost any kind of gift and have always been super thankful that anyone has thought about me at all. For the most part, I feel like it is the thought that counts and, honestly, what kind of person insults someone's gift? HOWEVER, over the years, there have been a few presents that outright hurt my feelings, that seemed suspiciously selfish, bought simply out of obligation or without any care at all. These gifts, despite my best efforts, made the holiday experience tense and weird. I've listed them as a cautionary tale above—more like a public service, than an outright complaint. Do you have gifts you've hated? 
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  • Erica's Avatar
    Posted by Erica Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:00pm PST

    I actually got one of these from my Daddy & I LOVE IT! (Maybe it's because we've taken cooking classes together & I'd gotten him a blowtorch for melting the sugar on Creme Brulee the year before, though.)

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  • K's Avatar
    Posted by K Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:03pm PST

    i absolutely LOVE getting practical stuff for any reason: christmas, birthday, v-day, anything. for my birthday last year my dad bought me a washer and dryer, brand new, i absolutely love them, i still sing when i do the laundry. i wish my boyfriend got me stuff like that. i don't like getting junk, it creates too much clutter, but the worst gift i've ever received, you'll all get a kick out of this... our anniversary. earlier that summer he bought some plants for our landscape and the morning of our anniversary he got me up, out of bed, covered my eyes with his hands and took me outside. he said "i have a surprise for you" he uncovered my eyes and one of our plants had a bloom on it... that was all i got, a single bloom on a flowering plant that we'd had for a few months already. he didn't even get me a card.

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  • D's Avatar
    Posted by D Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:23pm PST

    That really sucks!

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  • nons's Avatar
    Posted by nons Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:23pm PST

    I hope you're not married to the same thoughtless guy?!!

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  • Kelly's Avatar
    Posted by Kelly Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:51pm PST

    OK, I think I can beat them all. I got a roll of toilet paper.....

    I will admit it did have puzzles on it and it was 2 ply, but it's still a roll of toilet paper. "Contemplate not constipate"

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  • AndrewH's Avatar
    Posted by AndrewH Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:41am PST

    Wow, to the guy calling her a b---- for not liking super bowl tickets?

    Are you freakin' CLUELESS? That's totally a thoughtless gift. He got those tickets for HIMSELF, and it was on their anniversary no less.

    It was SELFISH of him - in other words he was saying to her, "Hey, honey, I know it's our anniversary, but I'd really rather go to the super bowl and watch football than have a romantic anniversary dinner with you."

    That guy is an ASS, and she's right for not liking that gift.

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  • Paul's Avatar
    Posted by Paul Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:00am PST

    My friend and I always exchange fun gifts like games, funny t-shirts..etc..One year I bought him a coleco vision i found on ebay because he missed playing it as a kid...

    My following birthday.. He got me a small vintage toy from the Smurfs. It's called the Gargamel Smurf Catcher. Now my friend knows I like the 80s and I like shopping at the vintage retro store in the city when I go to visit him.

    but this is the only thing I got!

    And it's totally useless. I got a quick laugh at it especially because it was in the original box but when I looked inside the shipped package, there was nothing else. I was sad. I would have rather had the dvd atleast I can use it.. I had to tell him please limit the gag gifts from now on. One is fine but don't spend too much money on it.

    It currently sits on my microwave because ..well...it's a conversation piece...how many people can say they have Garamel on their microwave.

    Plus my kitchen walls are painted electric blue...so it does kind of fit a theme...

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  • Paul's Avatar
    Posted by Paul Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:04am PST

    that's funny ..i bought my sister a meat cleaver for her birthday this year. But I knew she wanted it because it wasn't included in her new knife set. I also took her to see Indiana Jones and she opened up the box at the movie theatre...then her husband took it out and waved it around when we were outside the theatre.....and there was a security guard nearby...he didn't even flinch.

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  • JANET's Avatar
    Posted by JANET Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:58pm PST

    Well a good advise for a man to give his wife well like me they gave me a mercedes benz and 10,000 thats the best that why you should marry a business man and in only 22years of age marry older men..

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The greatest gift exchanges require thoughtfulness, listening, and really understanding who another person is and what they like and need—that's what I always strive for in giving and it's the only thing I hope for in receiving.