Remember when zit cream was the only embarrassing thing in your medicine cabinet? Yeah, me neither. These days miracle products are cropping up by the dozen. The latest is a fart-fighting super-pad. On the plus side you're more protected from humiliation when you're out in public. On the down-side, anyone who happens to rifle through your medicine cabinet or look under your sink will discover your hideous secret. It's one thing to be called out on a fart, camel toe or cellulite dimple. It's another to be caught trying to prevent any of those things. So if you purchase any of the following, be sure to hide the box!