Y'all see my forklift foot?Everything Honey Boo Boo touches is gold. She's got, like, the sword of Godric Gryffindor and the world is her, uh, whatever the redneck equivalent of an oyster is, it's hers. (A pork rind?) Though she's a celebu-tot on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, lemme tell you something about your girl you probably didn't know. Honey child's got some serious style and y'all need to redneckonize, ok?
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It's not just Boo Boo that's blowing up the style charts, it's a family affair. Their look is, well, it's like Beverly Hillbillies met up with Carrie circa season two of Sex and the City, had a verbal exchange with The Brady Bunch, then hit the shelves on a Dress Barn budget. They're beautimus and damn knowledgeable about life, too.
If there was a ever a time you found yourself wondering, "Would Alana Thompson wear this?" then this one's for you. Prepare to be sassified ... here are the top eight smexy fashion and beauty cues straight from Miss HBB and co.Honey Boo Boo's plaids
Honey Boo Boo's plaids
And just like that, Honey Boo Boo is right on cue with fall. Her plaid crop top is a little too skimpy for the upcoming chilly weather, but you can mimic her spot-on style with a mid-drift covering flannel (Classic Gingham Print Shirt, $19.90) and a cozy fedora to match (Wool Fedora, $14.80).Mamma's firm hold
Mamma's firm hold
Taking family photos outside might've made Mamma "sweat more than a whore in church" but let's talk about the one thing on June not covered in her sweat: Her hair. Mamma's keepin' it together with a move-proof hairspray (Spray & Stay Intense Hold Hairspray, $14.99) and a heat resistant spray (Weather Proof Humidity Resistant Spray, $18.95). Let's all take a moment to remind ourselves that a little paint on this barn shine it back to its original condition.
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Chickadee's boho style
Chickadee is killin' it in her laid-back, boho style. She spruces up a tribal dress (Belted One Shoulder Aztec Dress, $25.00) with slouchy boots (Flat Mid-Calf Slouch Boot, $15.50), and the look comes together quicker than Sketti on a Tuesday night.Pumpkin's long and flowy dress
Pumpkin's long and flowy dress
Is anybody else still wearing maxis this time of year aside from Pumpkin? Step right on up if you are, 'cause lady has got it goin' on. Girlfriend plays up her maxi dress (Silence & Noise Kingston Maxi Dress, $59.99) with a cardigan, but I say pair it with an oversized sweater for an easy fall look.Boo Boo's bows
Boo Boo's bows
Like Boo Boo's top? Good, 'cause bows are back and they're better than ever. Little Miss Diva herself keeps it real with a dark top with rich colors but you can play up the bow-tie look (Rennes-les-Bains Top, $52.99) with neutrals and black.Chubbs' stripes
Chubbs is my girl -- and if Chubbs is decked out in stripes, hell, so am I. While she opts for a plunging V-neck top to chillax in, my vote is for a cowl neck (Essential Striped Cowl Neck Top, $15.80): It's a look that works for office wear and for off-duty wear.
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Mamma's sleek part
Curious how Mamma got that middle part to look so sleek and stylish? Bet she used a styling cream (Bumble and bumble. styling creme, $25.00) to keep her mane locked up while the fam posed for pictures.Mamma's racing stripes
Mamma's racing stripes
Well I'll be! Take a quick look at Mamma, settin' the trend. Racing stripes are a red-hot yes this season, and while Boo Boo's matriarch keeps the look casual and comfortable, I'm hoping y'all will try out the style in a sleek, bold pant (BDG Twig Mid-Rise Jean - Red Stripe, $58.00).
Surprisingly stylish bunch, aren't they?
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