Beauty that makes us sad: New vacuum lip-plumper

Many women are in search of plump, beautiful lips, and even use circulation stimulating, tingly products like Lip Venom (which personally scare the crap out of me), but the whole bee-stung look thing has reached a crescendo with the creation of Luscious Lips.

This suspicious looking device claims to increases your lip size naturally and enhance your mouth by plumping fine lines. It promises to give you a plumped pout for as long as 4 to 8 hours after use. Also? They suggest you lubricate the device before use. Hmmm, this is for your mouth, right?

Feeling brave and wanna try Luscious Lips for yourselves? If you've got $50 you can buy the treatment from Cynthia Rowland.