NubrellaTired of suffering from the tremendous, soul-shattering embarrassment caused by an inside-out umbrella?
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Well, who cares? You NEED a Nubrella, billed as "The Worlds Only Hands-Free Umbrella."
Why? SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!
NubrelaWith a Nubrella, your man can increase the difficulty of his golf game even when it's NOT raining, by trying to make a shot while wearing a clear, plastic bubble around his head.
RESPECT, Bro! That's not easy!
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NubrellaBy increasing the circumference of your head to 50 times its normal size, a Nubrella also allows you to get cab drivers' attention more easily! SO COOL!
NubrellaWith a Nubrella, your head will stay warm and dry while you ride your bicycle. You may crash when rain droplets obscure your view, and your body from the shoulders down will still get sopping wet, but who really cares about the details? NUBRELLLLLLLAAAAAA!!
In fact, there's only one criticism I have of the $49.95 Nubrella, and that is its claim that it's the ONLY hands-free umbrella in the world.
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How could you overlook the UFOCap, Nubrella? Tsk, tsk.
Would you wear a Nubrella?
h/t: MTV Style
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