Fashion that makes us sad: Breast pumps

Nipple heels! Photo courtesy of nicolacostantino.com.
Nipple heels! Photo courtesy of nicolacostantino.com.

We've called these breast pumps but they're not particularly helpful when lactating. They're actually a pair of high heels covered in nipples, and they completely freak us out.

Artist Nicola Costantino is responsible for creating these nipple shoes, as well as areola-covered handbags, dresses, and corsets. The creepiest part is that from a distance they sort of look like ostrich leather. Once you discover the tiny bumps are actually nipples you simultaneously want to gag/can't stop staring.

Want to see more nipple fashion? Head over to the artist's website.



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