Fashion that makes us sad: DSquared2 ice skate stilettos

DSquared2's Skate Moss shoes look dangerous. Photos courtesy of Glamour
DSquared2's Skate Moss shoes look dangerous. Photos courtesy of Glamour

We've seen some dangerous high heels lately-even eight-inch stilettos-but the new DSquared2 Skate Moss shoes are on thin ice. No, really, they could work in a skating rink with blades attached to the bottom of the platform soles. Why are we not surprised that these shoes were made by men. How on earth could you walk in them? We bet Lady Gaga will try.

According to Glamour, they're priced from $1,485 to $1,895 and will be for sale at endless.com, Zappos, and in stores next month. A pretty penny for shoes guaranteed to make you fall on your butt.

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