There are so many things wrong with this Christmas card from the Kardashian klan, I don't even know where to start. Actually, I do. What were their stylists thinking?
While there may not be any ugly Christmas sweaters in this year's Kardashian Christmas card, there's surely not a lack of awkwardly serious faces.
First, why is Kourtney dressed like a man? Is it because she plays the dominant role in her marriage with her entrepreneurial and trouble-causing husband? Sorry, Kourt, this isn't dress-up time. Halloween was two months ago.
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It seems like Kylie is also still stuck in October with her Addams Family getup. Haven't her sisters been spending a lot of time in New York City lately? I'd recommend that Kylie head over to Broadway to see the show's revival. Maybe she'll get an autograph from Bebe Neuwirth (oh ... how I miss her Chicago days).
And of course, who could forget Kim? Oh Kimmy, dressed in white in an effort to draw all eyes to you -- as usual. And nothing screams "Merry Christmas!" like green fur capped sleeves, Kendall.
Kudos to Lamar Odom and Khloe for stealing the show in this photo (next to baby Mason ... A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E). Khloe's dress is showstopping and something about her hubby's gold tie makes him look extra yummy here. Khloe K. spoke out about the group shot:
For as long as I can remember, my mom has made it a point to go all out, whether it was a ninja turtles themed card, or bringing a Santa into the mix, each year she always managed to top the year before. I'd have to say though that our card this year might be my favorite.
Mine too, Khloe. Not.
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Next time -- maybe the Kardashians should just keep things klassic.
What do you think of the Kardashian Christmas card?
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