Pimple + Scab = Scimple

I promise I wait as long as humanly possible. I feel it coming days in advance -- the biggest, most painfully disgusting pimple ever.


Finally, after days of trying to ignore it and NOT touch it, I attempt to pop it. SQUEEEEEZE.
Nope too soon...

Next morning, it's worse. It's nasty. It pops.
There's immediate relief and sick satisfaction.

And just when you think it's over, it turns into a scabby pimple, or the SCIMPLE. The skin that had been stretched to grossly compensate for the face mound has shriveled and dried up. Nearly impossible to cover with concealer without looking like I have some weird skin mutation.

How do you treat your scimples?

Needing nasty, but necessary advice,
Megan