Twilight TattooSometimes, there are simply no words ...
And yet I'm contractually obligated to come up with some.
There is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to start.
For ... this?!
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And then the buttcrack just sort of takes the whole thing to ...
So much more ...
Honestly, my mind is just reeling right now. I don't even know where to begin.
However, just for kicks, I did a search for Twilight tattoos, and well, let's just say there's a whole lot of cray-cray out there. I'll let the photos speak for themselves.
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This must be BEFORE Edward Cullen got that nose job.
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A cartoonish Cullen Family Coat of Arms! Why didn't I think of that?!
Oooooh, she's gonna regret that.
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Eyes in the back of her... back?
And you thought dead birds were a sign of the End Times?
Written by Lindsay Ferrier for CafeMom's blog, The Stir.
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