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    10 Funny New Year's Resolutions

    By | Healthy Living – Tue, Nov 22, 2011 2:32 PM EST

    The Thanksgiving leftovers aren't even gone but the murmurs of New Year's resolutions can already be heard. Before your kids, your co-workers, and all those fashion mags piled up in your mailbox start hounding you about shedding weight, toning up,and finally canning the 7-a-day Diet Coke habit, why don't we take a moment to stop and enjoy the bad habits we are relishing right now?

    Eventually you will have to power up the treadmill, step away from the holiday party buffet, and snub out those smokes (even if they are only for social occasions). Until then, here are a few of the best and most ridiculous resolutions sure to be made and broken only hours in to 2012.

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    Resolution #1: I will embrace my curves.

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    Resolution #2: Rethink the wedding budget.

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    Resolution #3: Ask my mom to explain how Facebook works.

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    Resolution #4: Stop ignoring the auto-correct.

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    Resolution #5: No matter how tempting it is, never ever watch a "Beaches" marathon at home alone on a Saturday afternoon again.

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    Resolution #6: Lay off the Bikram yoga a little bit.

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    Resolution #7: Maybe take this whole zombie-"Twilight" thing a little less seriously.

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    Resolution #8: Less T, way more G and L.

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    Resolution #9: Put more faith in the GPS lady.

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    Resolution #10: Put less faith in eHarmony.




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