By Lauren Le Vine, REDBOOK.
We could very easily list every single Amy Poehler and Tina Fey moment from the Golden Globes (because they were all wonderful), but we'll restrain ourselves. Consider this the highlight reel. Is this what it feels like to watch a post-game recap?
On Hollywood's love of sequels--including having them back as repeat hosts:
"This is Hollywood, and if something kinda works, they'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it."
They talked about the lack of roles for women of a certain age:
"Meryl Streep: So brilliant in August: Osage County, proving that there are still great parts in Hollywood for Meryl Streeps over 60."
They correctly summarized George Clooney's choice in women:
"Gravity is nominated for Best Film.... It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
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Amy remembered her education:
"'Masters of Sex' is the degree I got from Boston College."
They speculated about the father of Kerry Washington's baby.
When Amy was Randy, Tina's son from a previous relationship, who didn't want to be Mr. Golden Globe...
Amy WON a Golden Globe and made out with Bono. Then, she adorably thanked her sons, saying, "My wonderful children, who are my double-A batteries and make everything worthwhile."
A golden chalice toast to the Golden Globes hostesses with the mostess(es)--see you in 2015!
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