I don't know how I missed this, but apparently a nightclub in England started banning fat women at the door, while allowing fat guys entry. Discriminated patrons were turned away by bouncers, stating that they were "too big" and the manager confirmed, stating that fat people are bad for business.
Mr Sayers, who has admitted he too is overweight and on a diet, at first defended his actions. "We got a lot of people that I'd classify as morbidly obese and we were getting complaints. I am deeply apologetic but business is not good at the minute and I was trying to protect my business," he said. But he has since backed down and admitted the ban was "an error of judgment". "I would like to apologise whole-heartedly to these people and say they are welcome back to the club," he added.
Wow, really? You think that maybe banning people on the nature of their size just might be a bad idea? Go figure! Who were the complaints from? One guy who is complaining that there weren't enough hotties at the club? Are fat girls actually repelling the hot girls? Maybe they could let the fat girls come in through separate doors, maybe in the back of the club, and then ask them to stay back, in the dark areas where they won't bother anyone. Perhaps they'll just hang out there, docile as cows, waiting for the magical beer goggle moment, which is the only time anyone would ever want to have sex with a fattie, naturally. Huh. I'm shocked that this wasn't a valid business plan. SHOCKED. And I'm sure now that he's apologized "whole-heartedly," all the fat girls are going to come to Havana in droves, their chubby fists clutching sweaty twenties, ready to spend! Spend! Spend!Phew. Sorry, that was sarcasm overload but really, I couldn't contain it any longer. Wow, you know what's bad for business? Being an ----- . There. I said it. Feel free to skewer this guy in the comments. You know you want to.
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