Poor Kim Kardashian. So sad. So lonely. So heavily pregnant.
At least, that's the impression you'll get if you walk by a newsstand or log onto the Internet. According to Radar magazine, she and boyfriend Kanye West (who the magazine observed was "noticeably absent during her pregnancy") parted ways after spending only three days together (three days!) so Kardashian could join her family on a vacation to Greece. "She's eating her feelings," one "insider" confided. While "In Touch" declared Kardashian "pregnant and alone" after Kanye ditched her. Yahoo! Shine did a little research and concluded that it's physically impossible for Kim (much less anyone with the last name Kardashian) to be lonely. That girl's entourage is larger than that of POTUS. Here's the photographic evidence from this week alone.
There's Kardashian (via her Instagram, natch) at an event hosted by E! and flanked by her mom Kris, E! presenter Giuliana Rancic, Fashion Police co-host Kelly Osbourne, and assorted hanger-ons. And if that doesn't qualify as the opposite of alone, note the rando photo bomber.
Oh, hi! There's Kardashian again. In one shot, she's with her step-brother Brody Jenner "and friend." In another, she poses with Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte and Kelly Osbourne. And she's definitely not looking lonely with her sister Kourtney and The Soup's Joel McHale. That guy is funny.
If two is company, three is definitely a crowd. And no one is lonely in a crowd! Here, Kardashian leaves her hotel in Soho, New York City with her mom Kris and sister Kourtney, and bunch of on-call staffers who couldn't all fit in the picture.
Kardashian has mom Kris, sister Kourtney, and E! power executives to keep her warm.
Even in photos of Kardashian's shoes, her Internet pals descend like packs of hungry wolves. "Coolest shoes ever I want some!" gushed Jadesharyn. "Sooo cute" wrote Twinkletoe30. There are about 4,000 more comments, but you get the idea. She's fine.
While attending the MTV movie awards at Sony Pictures Studio in Culver City, Kardashian didn't look lonely (or like she missed Kanye). Witness those hovering folks with the clip-boards, and that throng of fans and photographers. Maybe she'll get lonely next week? We'll keep you posted.