New Year's Resolutions for 10 Celebs Who Really Need Them

Are you making a New Years' resolution this year? We think these celebs should.

-Lucia Peters, BettyConfidential.com

Celeb resolutions

Are you in the habit of making New Year's resolutions, Bettys? I'm not-usually. This year might be a good year to start, though. And guess what? While I was thinking up resolutions for myself (stop being so accident-prone, get out of the house more, learn something new like how to hot-wire a car), I figured, why not think up some for some of our favorite and/or most notorious celebs? Everyone's always got something they can work on! What are you resolving to do this year?

1. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden

Wear less makeup. You're 17, for crying out loud. Also, please stop shoving your breasts in everyone's faces all the time. We're kind of sick of seeing them all the time, and the shock value has long since worn off.

2. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Keep up the good probation work! Everyone would be glad to see you stay out of trouble (and jail) in 2012. You can do it!

3. Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Take a shower every so often. That weird unwashed look is starting to wear a little thin.

4. Beyonce and Jay-Z

Beyonce Jay Z

Prove to the world that the baby bump is real! Also, be terrific parents.

5. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Take a break from the limelight. On second thought, this goes for the entire Kardashian clan. There's only so much Kardashian kraziness the world can cope with at one time, and you have all well overshot the limit.

6. Brangelina

Brangelina

Adopt a small nation. All of it. You're already well on your way; may as well keep going full steam ahead.

7. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Go out for coffee with Lindsey Miller. You never know-it might be a match made in heaven!

8. Britney Spears

Britney Jason

Live happily ever after. But not as a damsel in distress who was rescued by a prince-as equal partners in a stable, loving relationship.

9. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Try really, really hard not have a drug scandal on her birthday. Either that or go the other direction and have a nude photo scandal. Enough of this back-and-forth "I didn't mean it!" stuff-pick one or the other and run with it.

10. Snooki

Snooki

Lay off the self-tanner. Please. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Oompa Loompas begs you.


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