Six sexy gifts that will have him saying ho, ho, ho!
- Carrie Seim, BettyConfidential.comIn the middle of the holiday hustle and bustle, it's easy to skip sexy time with your significant other. But you can make it the most wonderful time of year - especially in the bedroom - with BettyConfidential's sexy holiday gift guide. Slip these presents under the Christmas tree and watch him light up!
Ho-ho-holiday Apron (price: $19.99)
Play Santa's Little Helper in a sexy holiday apron - with nothing underneath. This apron from ToysRUs (who knew?) is far cheaper than a novelty "sexy Santa" outfit and serves the same seductive purpose. Plus, no coal in your stocking if it ends up balled up on the floor like so much wrapping paper.
It comes in adult sizes and includes a Santa hat, so you'll be seductive Mrs. Claus from head to tantalizing toe. Or search for vintage holiday half-aprons on Etsy and eBay for that sexy look of yesteryear.
Sexy Cookies (price: how are your spatula skills?)
Now it's time to put that sexy apron to use … for its intended purpose. Mix sugar and spice and bake him something that's anything but nice!
Add a flirty twist to holiday cookies by spelling out the B-A-D things you'd like to do under the mistletoe - or cut out some shapes that are, um, santa-tomically correct. You'll bake your way right onto the naughty list.
Miraculous Bra (price: $48)
This new push-up bra from Victoria's Secret may be the holiday miracle your man's been praying for. The Miraculous bra vows to bump your breasts up by two full cup sizes. We gave it a whirl (sample generously provided to BettyConfidential by VS) and wow - this little number definitely doubles your trouble.
The bra comes in "holiday red," as well as bright purple, pink and an animal print. It's surprisingly lightweight considering the gravity-defying décolletage it builds. And here's an insider tip for petite ladies: twist the bra once around the front satin knot to pull the cups closer together for a cleavage snowball effect!
This is the perfect stocking "stuffer" to wear under a sexy holiday dress. Or even better, to wear for him minus that holiday dress …
Santa's Little Striptease (price: free!)
Raindrops on roses and strippers with mittens - these are a few of his favorite things!
Pile layers of scarves, coats and mittens over your sexiest underthings, then give him a toasty striptease. Santa Baby by Eartha Kit or Baby It's Cold Outside by Margaret Whiting and Johnny Mercer provide the perfect soundtrack to sit on Santa's lap (dance).
Pillow Talk Greeting Cards (price: $3)
Instead of another saccharine Christmas card, slip a naughty note in his stocking reflecting the other reason for the season - warming each other up!
Get right to the point with a card from pillowtalkgreetingcards.com, featuring unmentionable missives scrolled on solid black or sensual pink and white. The black collection is slightly more subtle, with notes like "Meet me upstairs," or "Feelin' lucky?" The pink collection gets down to brass panties with greetings such as "Lick it baby," and "Strip for me" and some other things that aren't quite holy enough for print.
Ho ho ho!
Naughty Night Before Christmas (price: free!)
Spike his eggnog by rewriting your own naughty version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and reading aloud as you curl up by the fire. Make the classic tale more scintillating by personalizing it just for him.
Here's an opening line to get your holidays started on the sexy foot:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for your … [insert naughty bits here]!
How do you spice up your holidays?
Carrie Seim, Betty's L.A. Correspondent, is a writer and comedian keeping it real in L.A., New York and @ www.carrieseim.com.
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