But I don't wanna do chores or anything today! We all know that hard work and perseverance are needed to succeed in life. Find ways to help your kiddo to learn this valuable lesson sooner rather than later. They need to know this.
You have to let the universe call the shots today -- otherwise, things are sure to get weird for you and your people. Don't let anyone convince you to try to force your point of view on the world!
People often don't know how witty and clever you are, because you also happen to be exceptionally modest. Today, let someone else trumpet your achievements, culinary and otherwise. After all, they're speaking the truth!
Celebrate your independence! You don't need to spend money on a pedicure -- try doing one yourself. Or sign up for a sewing class and take care of all your hemming needs in the future. You can do anything you put your mind to.